are we all in agreement that yuuri wrote embarrassing cringey omo rpf fic of viktor when he was younger

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are we all in agreement that yuuri wrote embarrassing cringey omo rpf fic of viktor when he was younger
Aaaaa okay so i saw the pairing/number drabble thing and do you do any overwatch stuff??? (Im not worried if you dont but there is a pairing that i really want from it 😁😁)
(sorry for the late reply) and I unfortunately don't do any Overwatch stuff! i'm not really a part of the fandom but i know what it's like to not have any good fanfic of your fave pairing, so if you still can't find any then go ahead and message me again! i'll do it for you even if it is a little ooc.i think i'll make a "fandoms i write for" list soon, i recently got into a huge writing mood and i'm ready to try out some omo fanfic stuff again. thank you for the ask!
Think: yuri is desperate and gay. Victor is gay and loves to hug people, and tightly! (expecially! Yuri) *Walks away* (i would explain more but I'm running out of room lol)
ajfdkslajfa aNON, this is so gosh darn cute that i had to doodle something for it. (*´∀`*)
AAAAH!!!
peee
this isn’t very good but i have to work soon and i don’t plan to put much more effort into it so
let’s just say they have a full length mirror on the wall opposing the bed to make that selfie somewhat possible ahahahahaaa.
I KNOW IVE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS BUT IM IMAGINING LIKE. “uhhh, sorry, i have to go, uh, milk my cat” [JUMPS IN HIS CAR AND SPEEDS 30MPH OVER THE LIMIT HOME]
when i saw this response i laughed for like three minutes straight oh my g o d
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Ok so both of these asks are super super cute so I decided to make a fic based on both!
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animal shifter omorashi
okay, so, i was watching cute sloth videos the other day and i learned that sloths only go to the bathroom once a week, so that got me thinking.
what if there’s an au with like, animal shifters, like werewolves and furries combined and they all have a lot of aspects of their animal, like cats are either really cute and innocent or posessive and manipulative, and fish can breathe underwater. and this rule also applies to their bladders.
for instance, shifters that have animals like dogs or hamsters need to go to the bathroom a lot, and they can’t hold it for as long as other shifters.
sloths only go like once a week but then they piss for like ten minutes straight because they still drink a lot.
sea creatures wet themselves a lot because they’re used to being able to go in the water whenever they need to, so holding it is a foreign concept to them.
in real life, goats actually spray urine onto themselves before they mate, so goat shifters could be really kinky and into watersports and BDSM and such.
tortoises have huge bladders but they fear wet easily. real tortoises use their piss as a defense mechanism when they’re attacked (and presumably startled) so this fits.
that’s all i could think of, but feel free to add more.
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hell yeah i'm interested, Tumblr knows what's up.
Victor's big bladder can be a curse sometimes because when he has an accident, the puddle is enormous and his clothes are totally soaked and it's a lot to clean up and not easy to hide if they're out in public (and it takes him a while to finish wetting too because there's so much and once the flood gates open he can't make himself stop.)
that’s true! when he wets it may be range from 30 seconds up to 1.5 minutes until hes done and if it happens, lets say in public with yuuri, then yuuri would have to drag him into a private location to finish bc he literally can’t stop it and creates such a huge and obvious mess that he cant hide easily
Tbh i question that every time someone says something????
Like Yurio is fifteen & as someone with a 15 year old sibling and is around a ton of them all the time its pretty obvious that the average 15 year old is barely ready for a serious relationship let alone sex, so even if yurio was with someone he could legally fuck i probably still wouldn’t lmao
Also everyone goes on about how gentlemanly and supportive otabek is to Yurio so i cant really see him having too much of an issue waiting?
I have a lot of feelings about this im sorry
god bless your angelic soul…????????
Otabae waited like five+ years to meet Yurio for reals i think he can wait a bit longer.
Ah I did another one… Inspiration linked in pic since i cant seem to paste it here directly this time? Tumblr…
World’s best fiance takes his anxious mess of a partner home after he has an accident. He is unfortunately practised at this routine.
Imagine Makkachin jumping on Yuuri when he has a full bladder. And this is a recurring problem.
JKSUNFNSOIF PROBABLY viktor suggests training makkachin to stay away from him but boy..he lovs that dog he cant do it
i imagine yuri being the kind of person who REFUSES TO MOVE (!!!!) when a pet is lying on him so one day viktor comes home and finds yuri whimpering and really really discretely moving and makkachin is sleeping on him and viktor’s like “what’s wrong please” and yuri just whines out “i have to peeee” and viktor goes “dude just go piss what the hell!!” and yuri’s just hisses “NO makkachin is sleeping!!!”
viktor: come over
yuuri: i cant makkachin just fell asleep on me
viktor: my parents arent home ;)
yuuri: he literally JUST fell asleep
BYE WHERES THE LIE
I LOV THIS SO MUC H.
i think my yuri plisetsky omo hcs are different from everyone elses lmao.. he wouldnt be sniffly and embarrassed so much as fucking PISSED (its mostly a front to mask the fact that he wants to crawl into a hole and die)
and also? i dont think he would benefit from comfort so much as being treated exactly the same as normal and being able to take care of himself without a big deal being made out of it.. he doesnt like being babied and coddled
True like with other yoi characters such as Yuuri they would need the comfort and reassurance bc of anxiety and feelings of overall embarrassment, but if you were to do that with Yurio you’d probably get decked
true, true.
Reblog if you're not homophobic
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Reblog this you little shits.
Always reblog.
Reblog, reblog, reblog!!!
I really am sorry for the moment Non-MM related topics, but this is serious and I would like for this person to be happy and their dad to respect their opinions and sexuality.
this is important^^
Speaking of Hana doing holds, she's a stubborn smol nerd who will probably hold for way too long. Kiyoshi gets concerned af and will literally stop wherever she is and tell her to let go if she really needs to bc he doesn't want his girlfriend having a UTI. She gets embarrassed at first, and is also really hesitant bc she doesn't wanna clean it up or cause trouble, but if she's bursting, she'll do it, since she's fully aware she won't be able to make it to the bathroom in time anyway.
👌. Just let it out, babe.
Also I know you were talking about omo but I really love piss in general (like unclothed pissing) so maybe Kiyoshi would have to convince her to hide somewhere and pee. She’d protest but he’d agree to look out for her and maybe even pee with her so she knows she’s not the only one doing it.
oh look it's a Prison School headcanon bACK TO MY ORIGINS.
Otabek being stubborn when he needs to pee (and when Yurio tells him to go to the bathroom) and when he eventually does wet himself, he starts crying and Yurio is just like "I s2g I told u so" "..." "Let me hug you you doof, I don't care if you're wet"
AWWWWW FUCHFFJFJD THIS IS SO CUTE he doesn’t even fidget he just sits there fists clenched shaking quietly and yurio is like (shakes him) (shakes him again) (kicks him) yo the bathroom is like two doors down but he’s a stubborn idiot and when he actually wets and starts crying yurio. stops functioning correctly this is not a Scenario He Thought Possible
long story short he stays attached to him like a cat for the next three hours (they never discuss what happened. viktor is convinced they’re both telepathic)
this is really fucking cute though like i can really imagine otabek being really stubborn and hating showing emotions/human bodily functions so he always uses the bathroom when nobody’s there because it’s like. he wants people to think he’s a robot like literally he just. shows no emotion/signs of having a normal human body so he ends up sitting there quietly acting like nothing, leg bouncing quietly, and then he finally wets himself and tears just start dripping down his cheeks and he goes “dammit.. i-… I should’ve gone to the bathroom… i’m so stupid… it’s only you, yurio… why do i care so much about humiliating myself in front of you, stupid brain, i know you don’t care, im so stupid-” and he just keeps going and yurio’s like NO OTABEK MY SWEET PRECIOUS BB ITS ALRIGHT REALLY YOURE NOT STUPID please next time tell me if you have to go pee really it’s okay you don’t have to be ashamed
IM EMO NOW I NEED TO GO LIE DOWN