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@splatlandiansupplyco
Welcome to the official Chumblr blog for Splatlandian Supply Co! We are a locally owned & operated turf supply store. For anyone who couldn't make sense of that - we compete with Ammo Knights.
We are located about 2 blocks east from the lobby tower in splatsville.
-Kato Sumers
(Played by: @wastelander890768)
This is a reminder that if you are travelling outside of the splatlands with one of our P1(T) models, you NEED to check local regulations.
HOLIDAY CLOSURE
we're closed today. i can see yall on the cameras please read the door. we won't be open until the 27th.
NEW POLICY: Please stop telling me about Colorgraphic. I've heard. Seventeen times now.
Hello everyone! Kato is currently busy in the shop, so expect to see me and Sakuna here and at the counter more.
-Ollie Sumers
FOR THE LOVE OF COD. DO NOTTTT ENTER THE DEEPSEA METRO!!! I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!
the creature
call me a conspiracy theorist but I am very sure that Sheldon/Ammo Knights is a major donor to the Turf War League
think about it, the only weapons you see in turf war and anarchy is weapons that can only be bought from Ammo Knights, kinda sus
AND those weapons are also the only legal weapons too, you can't use the same main weapon and have a different sub and special than what you bought it with
idk what Sheldon has to gain from this but it is massively suspicious
(and no, I am not salty that I got banned from participating in any League mode because I used a Douser Dualies with Fizzy Bombs and Crab Tank instead of the usual Burst Bombs and Tri Inkstrike)
Hello, hello! Sheldon here! Allow me to clear things up: there's no conspiracy about me secretly funding the Turf War Association or anything along those lines; I openly work as one of the chairmen, actually! The reason we regulate weapon kits the way we do is to encourage players to try out a variety of weapons. If the TWA allowed for unrestricted subs and specials, someone would eventually find a combination that is objectively the most powerful, which would severely bottleneck team compositions and strategies!
As for why all the Turf-regulated weapons seem to come out of Ammo Knights, it's actually pretty simple: we always put our locations where it's the most convenient for our customers. Wherever there's a major Turf War lobby, you can rest assured there's an Ammo Knights to provide you with your weapon-related needs! Also, since I work directly in the TWA, we're almost always the first distributor to know when a weapon and its kit gets the Turf War Association's seal of approval! Technically speaking, the only weapons that are exclusively sold here at Ammo Knights are the ones that I've designed myself (and the replicas produced by Cuttlegear). It just so happens that we're the best distributor around!
I hope this helps!
i sell weapons and i'm not ammoknights
With the sudden reappearance of Anti-Salmonoid bigotry lately, a friend (Who is a giant Angler Fish man) and I decided to volunteer to be Bodyguards!
Are you afraid of being harmed for being a Salmonoid or Salmonling? We will protect you!
Are you worried about people harming your Salmon loved ones? We will escourt them wherever!
Are you needing groceries but are currently affected by the magnectic fields and such? We will do the shopping for you!
This Valentine's Day (and for the current weeks ahead) we are charging a price of You Being Safe and Being Able to Be Productive. Stay safe, you're loved!
SHOUT OUT TO THESE GUYS!!! Shallow says she might call you guys if things get as bad for her as they've been for Haggy.
Sorry for being closed all day everyone! I was trying to figure out who left cheesecake on my desk.
-Kato Sumers
THAT'S THE WRONG BLOG
ATTENTION EMPLOYEES
Salmonid behavior monitors have begun to pick up on higher aggression than usual. Many Salmonids seem to act as if there are Glowflies around, but few have been spotted.
As a precaution, any employees under Profreshional +3 will be monitored by an EVP 999 that will stay within the helicopter in case of emergency.
All lifesavers have been double checked for security, but please make sure your helicopter is equipped with backups and extra specials before you depart for your shift.
It is highly recommended to not set your weapon any distance away from you between waves, as you must be prepared for anything at any time.
I will keep everyone updated as more news comes.
Be sure to recycle your broken weapons and ink tanks! There's a sardinium shortage and we all need to work together to conserve materials.
Please stop sending us images of bread through the fax machine.
-Kato Sumers
Someone stopped by my stand with a bunch of stuff stolen and the logo looks like yall. Are you missing three tentatek splatter shots, a splattershot junior, and two splatana wipers along with a bag of burst bombs?
yes
-RS
Please stop sending us images of bread through the fax machine.
-Kato Sumers
Someone stopped by my stand with a bunch of stuff stolen and the logo looks like yall. Are you missing three tentatek splatter shots, a splattershot junior, and two splatana wipers along with a bag of burst bombs?
Please stop sending us images of bread through the fax machine.
-Kato Sumers
We are aware of the incident earlier today involving a respawner sold by our store. We have the following action:
RECALL OF SSC BRANDED RESPAWNERS
For your safety, do not continue use of any spawners sold by us. You will receive 7 vouchers for discounted rentals while we work towards resolving this issue.
-Ray Sashimi
We have received some questions about the incident mentioned in this recall. One of our spawners caught on fire internally, causing an emergency spawner to trigger during an anarchy match.
-Kato Sumers
