SPLATOON VR AI

🐙 HLVRAI x SPLATOON 🦑 ⫕ ASK BLOG ⫖

[splatvrai]

Hello User. Who I am should be your lowest priority. Your job is to guide them; The goal is quite simple, but I cannot disclose it yet.

Just send them asks, you're linked up to the SplatNet. Lead them in the right direction...You'll know what I mean soon enough.

Try not to get in the way of the inevitable though, will you?

chronological :: splatvrai.tumblr.com/tagged/story.txt/chrono

This AU is heavily Splatoon focused! There is barely any Half-Life aspects outside of the HLVRAI Characters.

In other words, this is the characters in a Splatoon context.

RULES 🐙

be a normal amount of weird

no asks related to freelatta or tomrey for admins comfort 🔥🔥

idk this might get updated

NOTES 🦑

run by one guys! ( @lovewireds )

will still function as an ask blog after the main story concludes ... you're not escaping my autism that easily /j

some answer icons will be in an inconsistent style due to admin being a system 🥳

might be slow to update depending on many factors

some asks might get deleted if we don't know how to respond to them SORRY !!!!

[splatvrai]

>> HELLO! OOC Admin post.

At our current state im not comfortable continuing the ask blog portion of this project. This blog specifically reminds us of a bad part in our life so i'm not rlly keen on finishing shit up

Anyways, we're not abandoning our autism indulgent crossover, you can ask about it on our main! @lovewireds ^_^ We'll soon have SPLATVRAI characters public on our toyhouse and you can read about our in-depth ideas there [plus we plan on writing a fic eventually]

[splatvrai]

oh and the blog isnt going anywhere for the record, it's staying up for archival and if i wanna reblog related art or us talking about splatvrai stuff if we post some on our main ^_^

[splatvrai]

>> HELLO! OOC Admin post.

At our current state im not comfortable continuing the ask blog portion of this project. This blog specifically reminds us of a bad part in our life so i'm not rlly keen on finishing shit up

Anyways, we're not abandoning our autism indulgent crossover, you can ask about it on our main! @lovewireds ^_^ We'll soon have SPLATVRAI characters public on our toyhouse and you can read about our in-depth ideas there [plus we plan on writing a fic eventually]

[splatvrai]

what is your job benrey?

just, uh...guard shit...security or whatever.

why would i cut that guys arm off, huh? not part of my job.

[splatvrai]

Benrey, I know you said you didn't do anything, but is there anything you remember doing that would be, uh... Arm-cutting-off adjacent?

i just do my job man

Get off that damn phone.

[splatvrai]

Wait...WHAT? You cut off Gordon's arm?! Why? For What?

...i didn't thoughhh...bro...

Many teams got disqualified for using Illegal Gear and Weaponry! We are currently in the Top 30!

...And I still kicked their asses.

[splatvrai]

and after almost 21 days, admin stopped putting off updating this.

[splatvrai]

go buy a hat!

...I could...do that, I guess? Hold on.

[splatvrai]

eat your feelings gordo ♡

I mean...Is there any places around here that aren't Crab-N-Go? Ben—He mentioned Robo ROM-en? Is that...like, nearby?

[splatvrai]

one of my friends from splatsville said there's some pretty promo loot in a pit under the crater apparently!!! go getchu some maybe

...Promo loot?? Pit under the crater?? I'm trying to relax, man! This sounds like the side quest of some damn game.

[splatvrai]

oh oh maybe you could stop at Crab N Go! get something to eat :3

Already been over this, man...I don't wanna run into the team or get a headache over Darnold talking my ear off.

[splatvrai]

well.... I guess not much to do besides wait for the tournament to be over. :( sry Gordon.

I guess...Got any ideas for what to do in the meantime?

[splatvrai]

quick find another three ppl and make a team for the tournament then spend the whole time griefing benrey!!!! that'll make you feel better!!!!! SQUIDBAG THAT MF

I'm pretty sure you can't join in a tournament after it already started, man...I'm also not asking three random people to do something like that, as much as I'd love to squidbag that fucker...

[splatvrai]

How long do you figure the tournament will last?

Probably an hour or two...? At least. Kind of hard to say, uh...It's a full 4v4 with a few hundred players, from what Coomer told me.

[splatvrai]

Do you have any proof it was Benrey that did it? Not that we don't believe you, but maybe it would help convince your team he's bad news or somethin

What kind of proof can I give, man? I know I remember that sanitized fuckers face from anywhere, I'm sure it's him. Same damn stupid security outfit, same...everything. His hair was shorter, but...it was 20 years ago, obviously it was shorter...

...Coomer was there, he saw who did it...but he...doesn't remember...

[splatvrai]

is there anything you CAN do?

...I usually suck it up when this type of shit happens, I'll just do that.

I mean...Hey! I did that for 20 years, I can do it again.

[splatvrai]

you dont gotta dump nothin! just errr lie! lie about benrey so theyll want him to leave :)

...Also not keen on stooping to his level and like...lying. I have standards, man.