Pollard: I say, did you see in the Sketch — Oscar Wilde's latest? 'Oh, I have worked hard all day — in the morning I put in a comma, and in the afternoon I took it out again!' Isn't that priceless? Housman: Why? Pollard: What? Housman: Oh, I see. It was a joke, you mean? Pollard: Oh — really, Housman! —Tom Stoppard, The Invention of Love, 47

















