Tee and a Hee

Splendid|27|She/They WoW and Dragon Age own my ass rn

[beksting]

can you tell that this gay alcoholic bitch is the Grand Magister of Silvermoon City

[ryebreadgf]

[loveridden1999]

[splendidpan]

I really do be feeling just sorta fat and dumpy lookin ngl

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[mrartemystic]

‘love of two is one’ (2026)

i’ve done the (don’t fear) the reaper ending twice and am coming up on my third… i love my doomed rockerboy old man so much

inspired by THE JOHNNY ART OF ALL TIME

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[infestuous]

Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube

[chekhovs-raygun]

I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!

it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[yuliciagaming]

positive affirmations

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[egregore-engine]

autism coded behavior is when you're a kid and you're horrifically grieved when you realize how fucking cruel and unfair the world is and everybody laughs at you because of course the world is cruel and unfair by human design, that's just the way the world works kiddo! and you say "but it shouldn't" and they laugh at you more.

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[blackpyrefly]

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]