Its Rebrand Season

Mostly Memes. Sometimes Art. (But the art is good I promise)

[oneheadtoanother]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

[gerogerigaogaigar]

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[theburneddowndairyqueen-deactiv]

the very rare phenomenon of a volcano producing vapor rings/volcanic vortex rings. Mount Etna today (April 5, 2024) by Boris Behncke

[c-rowlesdraws]

Sweet Pea’s sister tells this story all the time and both of them think it’s really funny

[bovineblogger]

(src)

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[occudo]

I tried drawing random animals from memory in 2 minutes (based on a spilled ink video) but at the elephant I realised I'm really not good at it :'D So I ended up redrawing them with references just to see the difference, and ended up spending way too much time on it.

[occudo]

Part 2!

Went back and finished the video. There were more animals I never saw before (and one where I accidentally drawn a different one :"D ) but it's all done!

[sandmandaddy69]

[pukicho]

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

[pukicho]

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

[pukicho]

Door break

[orcboxer]

what's up man

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bovineblogger]

if you had to rank cow breeds on huggability (like, most comfortable for both parties), which breed would be #1 and which would be last?

- milky 🥛

(i have very absurd questions)

oogogohhhhhhggg ive been waitingg for this ive bene waitign for theis

MOST HUGGABLE

a lot of ppl ive found agree tht herefords and red devons are some of the most docile cattle breeds! double if theyre hand reared or steered! plus they have curly fur some times<3 theyre polled and soft and cute! heehe

LEAST HUGGABLE

heck cattle were literally bred to be huge and aggressive. they want u dead . they will gore u and ull die. unfortunately i do find them very pretty. but they are so mad.

[whatmorecouldapoorboydo-deactiv]

I lived on a Hereford stud farm once and the big bulls were big softies who would hang their massive heads over the gate and low for scratches

[bovineblogger]

hereford bulls are sooooo fucking cute i love them so much. they get bullface syndrome so dramatically too

mr wide

[hey-its-puddlesock]

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[getvalentined]

The Weather Channel's AQI is broken (apparently the entire planet is hazardous to breathe right now, oops) but the scale only goes up to 500 so I am in tears at how the little indicator loads in upon a refresh.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭