Mostly memes, some rants, ert certa

Claire. 29! now (new hole new me!). Biological transsexual. Figure it out & fight amongst yourselves.

[txttletale]

aren't blasphemy laws needed to protect religious minorities though?

no

[splitposting2501]

Sometimes, I do wonder.

Do you miss me at all? Does it matter at all, to you, how you hurt me?

Probably not. That's why we aren't together anymore. And thank fucking G-d for that.

[splitposting2501]

I miss her tonight.

Fuck it, I miss all of you tonight.

But it can never be the same. I am not who I was 5 years ago. None of you are who I thought you would be. And I am angry. But it doesn't matter, right?

Like you were always fond of saying, "who gives a shit? No one owes you kindness, or love, or anything."

It's actually abuse to demand other people love and care about you, you know.

But I know the truth: You will die alone, and I will find my happiness no matter what. No matter what.

[teaboot]

As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[wagahai-da]

so cool that the US has had a concentration camp running for 23 years that was promised to be shut down 17 years ago and has never been shut down despite repeated promises, and is now being expanded to enable human trafficking by ICE

and because everybody in this putrescent country is an absolute shit idiot with no historical awareness or even present awareness, they call it and the concentration camps in el salvador "gulags"

[killrockstar]

remember to always be an annoying feminist killjoy bitch. do not stop.

[splitposting2501]

The Luke Danes Anti-Imperalist Front

[ashes2caches]

early gnostic theologian: material existence is a form of torture thrusted upon humanity by the treacherous demiurge.

the same theologian eleven months on estrogen: well maybe actually it not so bad.

[splitposting2501]

Great episode of Gilmore Girls today!

Unfortunately the Hitler particles emanating from it are overwhelming. Another cultural work which must be quarantined by the Party :(

[rrdiner]

bat at hornets nest maybe but "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry potter movies

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

See also: death of the author is a form of literary theory and analysis not an excuse to give J.K. Rowling money

[canisbeta]

easter sucks i don’t think we should have widespread christianity events permeating our neighborhoods. however, i like that somehow this became a rabbit-centric time of the year. i propose we overturn easter and replace it with a celebration of bunny girls. give it to the trans furries. they can like, graze on fields of grass and do freak sex stuff or whatever. let’s go lesbians

[flareonfloof]

that happens already. oviposition commissions spike every time

[flareonfloof]

happy oviposition commission weekend

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't want her dead or anything but you have to admit Katy Perry dying in space would have immortalized her in American culture. All I'm saying is there was a very clear way you could have established an eternal legacy and "coming back alive" was not it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

The impact Chris Fleming's Gayle series had on my humor is insane. Not even just the obvious one with Company is Coming or the “was anyone going to tell me” meme. Her getting a manslaughter charge at Cinnabon. The fact she picked up her son after seeing him wandering around the Costco. The way she says WiFi in Episode 1 . The episode where she think Bonnie’s stealing her couscous and then it turns out Bonnie brings her own couscous from home and for that Gayle “can only respect her”. The entirety of the Mall teens episode. Her drop kicking a mailbox. The one episode where she goes fishing with Bruce and catches a fish with her bare hands and screams into the canoe. Actually any scene with Bruce, Bruce Burgwinkle does such an amazing job playing the straight man. Her smashing her head through a window and going “Hi Bruuuuuuuuuuuuce”. That long unedited scene of Gayle escaping in her sea kayak with her couscous chest. “TUESDAYS. AREN’T. GOOD FOR ME”. That shot of her sticking her middle finger out the roof while flooring it backwards. "Jerry Garcia and the lesbian Agenda". Her stealing a pig and then getting attached to the pig. "I'm angry. I'm aroused". Her smashing her head through a window. Ina Garten being a trickster god figment of her imagination. THE YANNI CONCERT SCENE. Chris and his mom dancing around in matching pink activewear. Gayle and Bonnie passive aggressively talking shit about each others dogs (“I read in the times they tend to be bisexual”) Gayle's feud with Zooey Deschanel. The entire Christmas musical special. Her dressing as an egret to help her husband DAAAAVE and then LAUNCHING him over the finish line at a birdwatching competition. The entirety of her wedding. Her electrocuting herself to cook an apple pie. That entire scene of her trying to fit in with the new development by talking about iTunes. Saving the neighbors son from the perils of Radiohead with Lou Bega Mambo No.5. Getting obsessed with Co-ED acappella. I could actually go on for hours.

[fruitsoftheape100]

All My Peers Getting Married Haveing Kids Buying Housas Meanwhile Im At The Dentist Like

Why Is Nobody Checking On Me

[splitposting2501]

Why is everything so fucking hard. All the time.