Je c'est'nt

australian-malay-chinese, she/her, procrastination need i say more

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reading through my English essays from year 7 is like the equivalent of having everyone you know read through your search history.

Put more simply, I’m cringing like a black hole made out of flesh. Don’t contact me for several work days.

For more context, I began using my half-filled past English textbooks as workbooks for other subjects, and each time I try to flip over to my work, I trip down an obligatory memory lane regarding my regrettable 12-year old kid emo phase.

e.g. “Jingyi, let’s have a chat about this”

💀💀💀

nahhhhhh. HÆIL NAH

besides that.

On behalf of my absence, take this wonderfully French fellow.

il le consume.

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white dragon

My recently finished minecraft project - took me a good while! The first time I’ve ever tried making a large-scale dragon, or a tree, at that. The dragon itself took about half a year, and the tree temple thingy about half that time - I found that the trunk - branch ratio was a bit skewed, but oh well, the leaves were done pretty nicely :)

given I had to juggle that with senior year, it was a bit of an on-off commitment kind of thing. I have to admit I’m pretty proud of it! At least it’s a far cry from my original birch plank cubicle at the edge of a jungle cliff 🙃

I came across this beautiful clearing close to my past recent build, the xuanwu tortoise from mdzs. Going along that theme, I was planning on making a kind of interpretation of mdzs lan clan lore. I kind of attempted to make a nod to lan yi, where she is posed as a reincarnation of the white snake - evolved dragon, which the xuanwu tortoise attempted to mimic. As a sort of monument to her invention of the ‘chord assasination technique’, I put a guzheng in the centre of the tree-shrine, and some lan banners hidden in the chests. Perhaps not exactly accurate, but it’s a pretty whimsical speculation - the lush cave where I built the xuanwu happens to be directly below this mountain clearing, and it lines up pretty nicely with the new build :) Cue building montage

It scrongly lookin’ that was rather painstaking I tried flying around and dropping blocks to make it spirally, but that turned out to be pretty pointless haha

Noodle phase! I made it a snake to begin with, before adding frills, arms n legs, a nice tail, and then horns! Kinda mirrored how white snakes can cultivate themselves into dragons in Chinese mythology, it’s a nice sentiment

More pain.

Could had made the base a bit thicker! I love all my children relatively equally though, I have to give myself some credit for finishing the tree-house shrine! It’s a pretty nice place to chill out, gives the place a bit of an interesting touch 🌸

Upcoming: the catreedral

Ouughhh what am I getting myself into

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Hey guess who just got deep fried 15 minutes ago

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Some summer/autumn flowers I came across yesterday.

look at em lil goobers

I wanna eat em

nom 🌼

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Popped up in my feed today, and made my entire day.

it’s the little(minuscule) things in life

🐝🐝🐝

b e e.

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More art for fanfic: The Yiling Boy

First:

Shi QIngxuan in the purple dress (Paradise Manor sneak in) As well as a random bunny and the Lan's Madam Lan Lan Huan and her grumpy little rabbit Lan Zhan!

Next we have A-Ying being a goof ball as well as a tiny A-Ying meeting a tiny Lan Zhan (context is in the fic...)

Then a small quick sketch of A-Ying with Xie Lian and Hua cheng

Then a poor baby A-Sang who has been through too much in this chapter. He small bean. He needs hugs not horrors. (squishes him)

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intrusive thought: If WWX goes: "lemme just... hup!" it's either he does something cute, impressive, unspeakably horrifying, and there's no in-between.

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a green bouquet thingamabob I made pretty recently as a gift. Trust the process, took a whole three days but worth it 💚

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came across this one exam question and KARMA just popped into my head right then and there lol

mizisua mah shaylas

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"pregnancy cravings ahh" "who the fuck eats vegemite like that"

Me.

Me the fuck eats vegemite like that.

and yes, I so do happen to be 9 months pregananate with the sheer desperation and lack of will to live of a repressed asian VCAA workhorse

Do with what you will, fellow samaritans :D

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Floiyeng fesh

whoopeeeee!

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Hey so guess who’s been chronically online and inactive af

skibidi ain’t being a sigma sigma boy 🥀🥀🥀

I think it’s right about time to go rewire my spine and touch grass in about like a few centuries

coming from someone who spends like half their time is a construct procrastinating the astronomical unit off

getting c l a p p e d by midterms and I ain’t even started haha

Note that I never learnt how to draw, DONT GREHLL MEH OBE R THISE

and my dead sense of humor at that

cough

medialiteracyisdead

cough

WHO SAID THAT

huuughhhhHHH

sneeze

and hayfever’s kicking my ass, you know how it is in Australia. idk what it is but I tell you that stuff is invincible cuz I’m dyig ebery udder binidte ad ah don dink imbba last ady loggeuuhhh

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Define ‘peer pressure’

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literally one of my favourite ever videos in the camera roll

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It is with great pleasure that I present to youse some more thingamabobs from my recent camera roll, it’s been a while 🧡🌱

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P2: 💜Mystery saja character parallel 🧦

koushirou itome - idk if anyone thinks it’s a war crime against humanity to wear socks in bed but like could this mf care less

Slenderman lookin ahh who probably killed somebody and is a die-hard Mitski fan but will never tell nobody lol (endearing)

why is this beanstalk creature thing so pretty what

idk if he wants to be here anymore lmao

Neurodivergent coded 🙃 Sorry not sorry I‘m never gonna let 'im live that down 😭😭😭

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaggghh

oh and out of context ybc cryptic lore drop disclaimer: spoiler alert and limited context - the guy with the dark hair is itome's brother, Minami. The bob-cut gremlin's called akemi - itome's current boyfriend.

theres more to this 👹 ah know eht👹 One “nvm” and I will literally fucking implode I CAN BE A QUALIFIED THERAPIST just 

W H A T

Like we know how itome loves akemi so dearly, but then akemi's only keeping him around so as to fill in the void - like he only clings onto the idea of minami that he sees in him, instead of the person who actually loves him so maaauuchhh THEN it gets more complicated, because it looks like itome's also aware of this. So his gentle, reserved persona is apparently an act, all so he can keep Akemi's affection regardless. on one end we've got akemi using itome as a stand-in for minami, and on the other end itome keeps holding akemi close, even if he knows it's only going to cause the both of them even more heartbreak skjhfegjyfjejhbvkh they're both so selfish and bad for each other but THE DOUBLE FOIL AHHHH based off this theory from @shackledbunny check out the fic, it's seriously impressive (YARICHIN BITCH CLUB THEORIES/PREDICTIONS) by h4lfwayund3r on a03

I want to squeesh the both of em so much

I also really wanna know more about the feral purple guy - the upcoming KDPH prequel is there for a reason and I will literally roll about in it for like months on end like when the hell did he start going through his emo phase lol

aaaaand the character/relationship arcs in the upcoming ybc chapters, I smell smth cooking slowly ehh stewing brings out the flavour <3 part 3 in the makin, in a blue moon haha

💕💅🦊🌸💐

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y’all ah made crepes 🍓🍫

And guess what day it is :D

in Australia at that

uh

hmm

FATHER’S DAYYYYY!!!

Apologies to everyone out there with daddy/family issues 💀

but like fancy crepe breakfast for the whole family ❤️

Nah like I cooked and ate 💅

and ate

and ate and ate and ate

I should probably go out and leg it but I’m like sick in mah deathbed

it’s fine I’ll somehow just go and do like 50 pushups and the LLESERAFIM workout routine n’ call it a day 🙃

It’s technically resting right

like I have for the last few days

right

… senile Jingyi core

I’m still down with this fever that was meant to last for like two days

no shit bruv

aside from that

M a h c h i l d

I literally cannot bring myself to press it down into the pan and hear it scream in pain hhh 😭

I DONT CARE IF ITS A CREPE I STILL FEEL ITS SCREAMING IN MY HHHEEARTTT

mah pride and joy

oh look

The Nutella cat melted 🌰 🫠

in dyig ah wannasleeeeb lmao by node has gibben ub on me deez pas few days

now let me rest in my deathbed for the rest of the day, I have like about ten different assignments to do while I’m at it

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I'm assuming this is universal

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green light: It's in the name, go go gogogogogogogogogo

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speed the fuck up mate, white line's a dropping guillotine chop chop

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HALT

thou shalt not pass. Unless you're desperate- I was then shot 600 times