naming shit is so hard

banners mine, icon by @harpoonsnotspoons beware there might be suggestive/nsfw wsg REAL rex splode [fictive] grown ass man but i got rocks 4 brains cant type for shit im trying REALLY hard for this description be NICE to me [please bully me for my shitty typing its rly funny] everyone should invest in tanki online pls i need friends to play w blog js for me to talk to the void when i have a great idea (rare). reblogs here too. been told im a bisexual disaster but im invested in a guy rn theres gonna be hella gay posting enjoy this bs. or dont idrc

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[splode-postlobotomy]

putting a drink in an opaque cup with a straw automatically makes it more fun and interesting to dirnk. ill get in 6 bottles of water a day by putting it in this polar pop cup and ill be like woah im so hydrated suddenly (i havent taken my mouth off the straw in an hour)

[stuckinapril]

Controversial take but I think we more often need to accept that sometimes it’s not personal, but that a person still doesn’t fuck with us. They don’t want a relationship with us, they don’t wanna be our friend. We’re not their type for whatever reason. They don’t hate us but they aren’t interested in building something with us in any capacity. It’s not that they have a lot going on, it’s not that they can’t receive love, it’s not what a lot of people concoct just not to deal with the sting of rejection. Sometimes we’re just not somebody’s type. And that’s okay and we don’t have to curl up in fetal position in a corner about it. We will not be the type of every person we encounter and that is natural and nothing to lose sleep over

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[moldsporr]

@wackpedion

[ricksanchezc67]

I'm gonna plant him in my neighbour's yard

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[chronically-vampiric]

I find it profoundly odd that more people aren’t talking about Mad Mew Mew’s / Pink’s plurality. Like? It’s so blatant?? They literally SPLIT during a STRESSFUL SITUATION.

Mew Mew is her own person. Pink is her own person. & they decide that they’d rather be together in this way than for just one to have “control” over the “body” because they come to care about each other. In particular, Pink comes to understand & respect Mew Mew for having her own wants & needs, & that neither of their wants & needs need to override the other’s despite them being different from one another.

& also like just the fact that they really seemed like one person at first until the battle started. Maybe they WERE just one at first, & it took a bit for Mew Mew’s identity to develop after the Dark Fountain was made because Pink was already there first.

Not to mention the Dark Fountain was literally conceived during a fit of jealousy. I wonder how much that affected Pink & Mew Mew, given that it certainly wasn’t a pleasant desire to spring a Dark Fountain from. Neither is the body dysphoria that Pink was feeling before she started living in the Mew Mew figure.

This ramble’s a little messy but I love them dearly I’ve been thinking about them CONSTANTLY since I played the fight bro…. IT’S SOME OF THE MOST POSITIVE PLURALITY REP I’VE EVER SEEN I LOVE THEEMM UUGGGHHH

[geetimesthree]

Found out that Rick is canonically a Bubbline shipper this week.

[vampthing]

grandpa dying in a glue trap

[harpoonsnotspoons]

[S] Davesprite: Miss your old timeline

[gingik]

[derovalfnolem]

beauty of nature

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[splode-postlobotomy]

@l4byr1nthz1 im sure this has already found yuo. see it again.

[scribeherself]

the absolute devastating intimacy of a forehead rest. when you are both just so tired from existing in a world that demands you to be a rigid, functional individual, and you finally collapse into each other and just lean your forehead against theirs, or against their shoulder. it’s the physical equivalent of dropping your shields. it’s saying i am entirely heavy right now, and i am trusting you to bear a piece of that weight. and the most beautiful part is that the other person doesn’t even flinch. they just adjust their stance, tuck you a little closer, and absorb the impact. we were designed to divide the burden of being alive.

[sorrelpaws]

i built a little empire out of some crazy garbage called the blood of the exploited working class

[lelouch]

[milquetoaast]

source

[taffywabbit]

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime