naming shit is so hard @splode-postlobotomy - Tumblr Blog

FINALLY abt 2 start watching s4 boyyyy im excited to see what horrors he endures this time

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

were--ralph

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

were--ralph

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

were--ralph

exactly

#i also didnt know op was pineapple werewolf guy #incredible and so tru

germanknifemommy-deactivated202

noelle-ism

fatbitchheftynaturals

blumineck

Sorry to keep banging on about this! I just have a few days left to meet the funding goal!

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

ketrinadrawsalot

What if the house wasn't haunted but weird stuff keeps happening?

ceruleanheaven

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

the-uss-premise

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

catluvr985

splode-postlobotomy

@l4byr1nthz1

dogpuppy

#LMAO #both our parents but our dads a lot more pleasnt to smoke w bc or dad is a lot more pleasant period lmao

nonaferatu

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

nonaferatu

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

#yuppppp #our big kicker is when im with someone whos got more 'power' than me. cant order food when my dads present or go to the store cuz hes got t #e moeny and the truck and the everything so if i fuck smth up its not on my own terms #nbut its a lot better than not being able to do it at all #or with my friends #shout out to my buddys ex who used to just make him order things for him and hed be dead silent glaring at the employee #he was such a ajckass we all hated him after they broke up