Parsnips are cool.

Julia:)) 16, UK, bi (maybe??) Welcome to my brain :D I'm that quiet person who sits in the corner of the class that no one takes any notice of

[sunfortune]

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

[corvvus]

hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

[noctuus]

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

[chinon]

quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

[neo-soulless]

Please. turn off my fucking life support

[oddlingsdesign]

hey we made a game of thrones pair 

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/554419109/oddlings-game-of-thrones-inspired-fan?ref=pr_shop

[spluffyjuju]

Please support!!

[skunkbear]

[teamrocketing]

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

wait is it really called Hell Pig

[skunkbear]

[teamrocketing]

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

wait is it really called Hell Pig

[thebootydiaries]

rest in peace rata tootie (2016-2016)

[demnewswire]

President Obama has achieved incredible progress for the United States.

[glenn-griffon]

Just imagine what he could have accomplished if the republicans had let him do his fucking job.

[yellow-fr3ak]

^^^

[hara-kiri]

mood

[fuckyeahviralpics]

[yesbreathingisnice-deactivated2]

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[thoodleoo]

useless ancient roman law facts

if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day

you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore

no wailing allowed at funerals

also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy

if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree

however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it

if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the best thing about this is that each of these things must have happened at least once

[cybershorty-deactivated20210118]

there’s so much I wanna say but nah

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[imhaunting]

Oddlings Frnkiero andthe cellabration inspired fan merchandise coverse style lace-up pumps/ shoes

Listen up, Frnk Iero fams! Uniquely designed lace up pumps with a pattern inspired by Frnk Iero, perfect for wowing friends, family, or fellow concert goers! If you would like a pair, or a similar pair with a slightly different pattern, or a completely different pattern altogether, please email us at [email protected] and well see what we can do

Reminder that Me and @spluffyjuju have a shop on etsy where we make custom made shoes! @oddlingsdesign

[imhaunting]

Oddlings Frnkiero andthe cellabration inspired fan merchandise coverse style lace-up pumps/ shoes

Listen up, Frnk Iero fams! Uniquely designed lace up pumps with a pattern inspired by Frnk Iero, perfect for wowing friends, family, or fellow concert goers! If you would like a pair, or a similar pair with a slightly different pattern, or a completely different pattern altogether, please email us at [email protected] and well see what we can do

Reminder that Me and @spluffyjuju have a shop on etsy where we make custom made shoes! @oddlingsdesign

[spluffyjuju]

And they're super cool Bt dubs

[mysharona1987]

[sweetener]

Ariana getting embarrassed when a restaurant she is in plays nothing but her music