[dorfs]

getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later

overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden

[spnkakashi]

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[bon-nobody]

I think they should kiss.

[spnkakashi]

what are some good exercises for getting toned?

[spnkakashi]

How did i block elon on twitter and im STILL seeing his tweets

[bob-belcher]

[c3po]

*makes a post that gets 0-3 notes* yep i’ve still got it

[ooppo]

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

[spnkakashi]

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[ru1n3r]

i love putting hashtags before random shit #ItsSoFun

[dailyflicks]

CONSTANTINE dir. Francis Lawrence, 2005

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[queerofthedagger]

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

[spnkakashi]

I finally got someone on my team at work and its my friend and shes probably gonna quit soon

[spnkakashi]

Aint no way i heard close as strangers as a 24yo and cried real tears bc i really are we wasting time???? We really feel as close as strangers