HE IS THE WAY!

SOMEONE'S FLESH IS ROTTING TONIGHT

[maryonacross]

lauren | 22 | she/they

comics blog

[thesoldiersminute]

Interview with the Vampire Season 2 | Episode 3 "No Pain"

[itscharliibby]

[summerhalder]

and the problem with sending them to picket fence purgatory in ottawa is that you're defanging them. you're taking everything that makes them special you take away their push and pull their uniqueness in challenging and being the only ones to be able to challenge each other you take away their stakes. you take away everything and while domestic bliss is cute. it's not #mythem

[transvestat]

lestat's narration style so far

[maryonacross]

going to a party tonight trying not to worry about my cat the whole time

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[maryonacross]

hes so brave, after hiding under the blanket all night he is now On Top of the blanket 💕

[maryonacross]

if you arent getting job interviews it might be because of your email address

[girlstunts]

honestly i think it’s fascinating how much people treat gerard like a woman, but strictly in negative ways. really speaks to the sort of glass closet effect of transfemininity TBH. but from the comments on body image (especially weight) to the way they’re repeatedly characterized by fans and not alike as “bossy”/“sassy”/“bitchy”/etc… like it’s misogyny right? like the way people treated(/still do treat, to a lesser extent) them feels more in line with the way female celebrities are viewed as opposed to male. and you could say homophobia is an aspect of it, and i wouldn’t disagree, but i think it’s useful to consider how homophobia functions as an extension of misogyny here. any suggested proximity to girlhood is negative because being a girl is negative. people are highly demanding of all celebrities, especially creatives, but there’s an objective difference in the demands made to women vs men in the field of stardom. & i think the demands made of gerard across their career align most with the demands made of women! it is their job to comfort and appeal and support and arose and entertain and provide and uplift and coddle and etc etc etc like wow, are they a musician or your Bitch Wife? because you’re talking about them like you expect them to do your laundry too.

[urandroidgirl]

You told me you waited for me you said that you won

[cowsheep]

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

[theside-b]

[claudia-lioncourt]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"

[oldmanpusspuss]

i know nowadays everybody is rpfbaiting but i genuinely think there's like yaoi black mold on the iwtv set because what is going on with them like these men are in heat the omegaverse is real but only for actors on the gay vampire show