'gucci-branded f1 car' sounds like a prompt someone would use to create ai slop but no it's actually the title of alpine formula one team's vision board for 2027
— First things first: One minute of silence for my friend, G. W. R., for how hard it was to get his dick inside the most desperate bottom in the world, god only knows his strength and we all praise his determination and resilience. Fuck you, max, for making his life hard!!!! Jesus, what the fuck was that entire scene, why do I get involved in Erin’s mess, like I need to be punished for max being, actually there’s a word for it in Portuguese but like it’s not really something usual in my vocabulary but it’s perfect, anyway, i hope it will come up sometime, but let's just say max took his sweet ass time and everyone had to deal with it, such power in such a strong body, such impressive (i loved it so much i cried, pls dont judge)
— that said, I'd like to apologize for the language in the previous ask, I needed more softening up at the end there, even if i did expect something less than optimal given you said i'd hate it and the song and the general attachment to family. I don't hate it, but i am hurt (because SOMEONE wrote hurtful things.)
let me do the rest in kind of chronological order, sorry if some of it doesn't make sense
— So many parallels and they always get my chest tight, one thing that got to me from the start was Max feeling like an outsider and how he seemed to be projecting on lily, even though her parents are nothing like his, and how he wants her to be like him. I kept reading everything from the first few chapters as foreshadowing, and I'd like a second read to coment on it, but it always felt like a step forward for him to approach issues with himself rather than george from learning, i understand george's reactions in the way they are different but coming from the change in behavior from kp, does it make sense? i think no.......... hm
— George met and held his gaze. “I think you hate losing more than you like winning.” (Omg that’s actually so true, the first loser thing seems to bother him immensely) >>>> this turning out to be a ciclic thing...... your mind, save g from your mean fingers please
— Biblically accurate max is properly fucked in the head max im learning like i'm reading this thinking hmmmm its rhythm max but worse, i can blame jos + kp for fucking his self steem, this is very promising
— Max's entire reaction to g's overreacting to the kimi crash is diabolical, soooo fucking good
— George stared at him. “…Fuck,” he said quietly, releasing Max like it took effort. (George not resisting the minimal gives is like a drug to me, just right into my vein)
— The entire conversation starting with "I want to have sex with you" thrown away LIKE NOTHING makes me wanna punch max and laugh at his face in no particular order, pitiful, what do you mean you don’t bottom, darling boy, lying to George’s face like that, incredible things happening (I started a tally and ended up wanting to puch him in the face only 52 different times, max makes me stressed)
— He took what pill!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate men Jesus I have so much trauma with this I do hope my ex boyfriend tried bottoming to give himself a chance to be happy (the pill thing.......... i wish he had told george about it, it was stressing me so much)
— George teasing max about being subtle as if he didn’t take one look at max and kissed him with barely any invitation let’s not judge the cues you’re following here
— max cutely hinting at wanting more kisses >>>>>>>> my dreams do come true
— what do i say about rupert........ first, he is also to blame for this mess, two he is forgiven for ending up with the information of max's heart spykes, aleix on the other hand, is a saint
— Them making out saved my life (love that this was immediately followed by:)
— This might be the cruelest thing you’ve ever written and I think earth angel is hell, so
— Max hesitated. Every sensible part of him screamed don’t. (so like no particular part then?)
— G as usual doing a lot of heavy lifting for Maxie’s self esteem
— I died at the shower scene and hired Chico Xavier to psychograph my thoughts while I read the rest from after life
— OMG shut up about the shorts mate why make it illegal and punish me because you cannot control yourself be for real
— “It is barely a surprise,” Max said. “You can hardly shut up.” (And, are you doing much better? why is maxie so brave sometimes and such a p*ssy others!!!!!! (i love him with my entire heart)
— Should add one punch for each time max uses the word supposed
— There was a small moment there were I was freaking out over his ability to have sex with george without ciallis, but then he used it on the dubcon scene soooo
— Breaking the rules on their first encounter I cannot take them seriously
— Max leaned back against the pillows, considering him. “You of course didn’t take anything,” he said. “I gave it.” (I’m sorry why is he perfect? I want one for me)
— Turns out g really is therapy, I love him so much!!!!!!!!!!
— His wallet was all he was good for, apparently. (I hate this, he was so sure of his place in her life before, I loved how he talked about her not needing him, but wanting and then........ that was very mean, darling)
(Maxie, you’re so smart and precious and lovely I love you)
— “I lost my home race” max says to George, like an asshole, when will silverstone stop hurting
— How are you kind of married and in a non contract and dating at the same time like are they blind or stupid
— If you wanted me to dislike kp, you got it, erin :D
— Jesus Christ, you don’t do things in halves, do you? Dubcon twice in as many chapters, Max is killing me here
— I’m sorry they are talking about kinks and darling boy is thinking about making George smile, he is too good for this world, don’t let him out the door, the world does not deserve him
— The request (for penetrativ sex) feels a bit transactional I don’t know if it’s on purpose, but it seems soooo in character, so deep from max core, that i cant be upset, it just reads genuine, fuck me i guess
— I love my dear Nespresso machine, thank you very much
— Sometimes life is just me and a huge hard on for max taking care of sick George, hate that it (g being sick) keeps happening but it is so fucking precious, so we get something useful from his Victorian child immune system (shoutout to looking ever up by TheSpireSleeps, the very first russtappen fic i read, somewhat to blame for me annoying erin on this lovely sunday)
— TIL the word akimbo
— Omg g is an awful person, you come, deny kitties food, steal p’s father, steal p’s ice cream
— Hypocritical of maxie to judge Georgie for chasing his scent he doesn’t know you do the same but I doooooo
— Two times did I read max having redbull for breakfast and two times did my cerebral arteries lock my brain out of blood flow as punishment for the simple idea of it happening
— No thoughts only prayers for them walking into an adult store together, god bless America (sea chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay
— Why is Lando catching strays????? He would look cute in a collar with those puppy eyes but that is beside the point
— For all that George postures, he is allergic to the word pretty. Omg. Maxie is adorable, cute, pretty, sweet, soft, and beautifulllllll, tell him for me.
— I love that he doesn’t want to be a fuck toy during the Las Vegas mirror scene, I love that he wants the feel of being there and enjoying what he has with George
no comments after that, fuck you, erin, i love you.
extremely long tired wings lore below the cut. prepare thyself.
— First things first: One minute of silence for my friend, G. W. R., for how hard it was to get his dick inside the most desperate bottom in the world, god only knows his strength and we all praise his determination and resilience. Fuck you, max, for making his life hard!!!! Jesus, what the fuck was that entire scene, why do I get involved in Erin’s mess, like I need to be punished for max being, actually there’s a word for it in Portuguese but like it’s not really something usual in my vocabulary but it’s perfect, anyway, i hope it will come up sometime, but let's just say max took his sweet ass time and everyone had to deal with it, such power in such a strong body, such impressive (i loved it so much i cried, pls dont judge)
> It’s not like i could put in the tags “max is such a bottom he belongs at the bottom of the sea, but he’s completely fucking blind to it” because that defeats the whole purpose of the fic, so ppl just have to see the switching tags and fucking jump in. bro was not mentally prepared for this journey and it took him a while to get there
— that said, I'd like to apologize for the language in the previous ask, I needed more softening up at the end there, even if i did expect something less than optimal given you said i'd hate it and the song and the general attachment to family. I don't hate it, but i am hurt (because SOMEONE wrote hurtful things.)
let me do the rest in kind of chronological order, sorry if some of it doesn't make sense
> anyone who finished tired wings is entitled to emotional compensation in the form of fic work that they enjoy, be it a chapter of an existing fic or a new request. I understand what havoc i have wreaked, i will pay my reparations. U need only tell me what u require and i shall provide. I can pay ur therapy bill? foot rub? i’ll peel ur oranges????
ur previous ask #0 - the first one, the aggressive one that i loved
ur previous ask #1 - i reanswered these here
ur previous ask #2
ur previous ask #3
— So many parallels and they always get my chest tight, one thing that got to me from the start was Max feeling like an outsider and how he seemed to be projecting on lily, even though her parents are nothing like his, and how he wants her to be like him. I kept reading everything from the first few chapters as foreshadowing, and I'd like a second read to coment on it, but it always felt like a step forward for him to approach issues with himself rather than george from learning, i understand george's reactions in the way they are different but coming from the change in behavior from kp, does it make sense? i think no.......... hm
> this max is very people-pleaser oriented. sort of the total opposite of rhythm max in that regard. when something is awry, he feels it’s his responsibility to fix things somehow, because he’s usually the one with the power to do so. rhythm max didn’t feel he had control over his circumstances and therefore lashed out and was a freak. this max’s repression was just expressed differently :)
— ch 1: planned
> this chapter includes my interpretation of the stress of trying to get pregnant as i’ve watched several women in my life try for years and struggle with infertility in various forms, miscarriages, and the lasting effects on their romantic relationships. my best friend specifically and her journey to/through/after her first pregnancy—i relied upon heavily for this fic. hers is whose perspective i wrote from when i wrote about learning a new language while waiting for someone else to start speaking it with her.
> daniil being stuck in russia for a stint during covid was brutal, and his reunion with P is one of the sweetest photos. max’s perspective on being a bonus dad continues to amaze me and i wanted to include as much as i could on this subject when there’s very little to go off of, and i didn’t want to characterize daniil when he’s not really in the spotlight anymore (seemingly by choice)
> kelly being stressed by her ex despite what appears to be an amiable custody arrangement seemed very natural to me. she seems like the type to never speak to her exes again, and being forced to speak to daniil regularly seems like it would be deeply uncomfortable to her and i could clearly imagine it driving her to taking her stress out on others in small ways.
— ch 2: barcelona
> used all the radio transcripts for all the races, george is such an opportunistic fuck. max lwk insane. i liked a version of george who bit back but mostly just thought max was insane
— ch 3: co-sleeping
> some mothers are more on board with co-sleeping than others. but dutch mothers are more likely to not. mama max and his data do not like the numbers of positional asphyxiation.
max checking the baby monitor obsessively like a good mother
sleeping separately makes sense for lots of couples. including professional athletes who get up at odd times or who have really strict sleep schedules. i don’t sleep in the same bedroom as my husband. he gets the main bedroom and bathroom, i get the guest room. a couple years into us living together when he started getting up hella early to run, i was grateful to not be woken up by it
— ch 4: montreal
— George met and held his gaze. “I think you hate losing more than you like winning.” (Omg that’s actually so true, the first loser thing seems to bother him immensely) >>>> this turning out to be a ciclic thing...... your mind, save g from your mean fingers please
> the pain he seems to inflict on himself when he deems it his fault……. aughhhhhhhh. actually highkey this is something he and george have in common, headcanon.
I give george all kinds of nice stuff. I give him bottom max, and…uh… bottom max…. and.. um….. Bottom max
— Biblically accurate max is properly fucked in the head max im learning like i'm reading this thinking hmmmm its rhythm max but worse, i can blame jos + kp for fucking his self steem, this is very promising
> what self esteem? I didn’t put no self esteem in this man? where did u see any of that
— ch 5: spielberg
> radios are accurate again. I fucking love how max freaks out before he realizes it’s kimi lol
— Max's entire reaction to g's overreacting to the kimi crash is diabolical, soooo fucking good
> “What the fuck did you do to kimi” “hot” “WHAT” “u gonna fuck me about it”
lwk just had that art in my mind’s eye of russtappen like george holding his jaw like don’t save him that’s his boyfriend and he’s exactly where he wants to be rn
— George stared at him. “…Fuck,” he said quietly, releasing Max like it took effort. (George not resisting the minimal gives is like a drug to me, just right into my vein)
> you would have to drag me away from sucking the man’s toes so i mean, can we blame george, can we, truly, no we cannot. no
austria and spa being max’s worst races by far and also the only two races with no GP feels like a sign from the universe lwk
always loved max with rico. couldn’t help myself stitching in just a teeny gay awakening with him back in holland for funsies. additionally. i wanted to emphasize that max didn’t like kissing, not really, beforehand, that it had lost excitement for him, and that kissing george was expected to feel wrong, to feel bad, to make him feel shitty because that’s what kissing has become for him now, with everything negative entangled with his physically relationship with kelly. when kissing george doesn’t carry all of that, it kind of breaks his brain. just a little.
— ch 6: maintenance
> almost entirely my own personal experience of meeting my husband who is 9 years older than i am, when i was 20. max’s thoughts about kelly were what i thought when i met my husband:
e.g. “...strikingly beautiful. She was older and polished in a way that made rooms settle around her.” stupid husband was so beautiful to my eyes the first time i saw him
“She hadn’t been clingy like Roos—” {quick shout out to the maintainer of the kelly piquet master timeline for identifying that max was likely seeing roos at the time of The Magical Night and for the sources that suggest heavily that max and kelly went home together that night anyway} “—calling him love, making demands of him they both knew he couldn’t fulfill. Kelly didn’t need anything from him, not his attention, not his validation, not his future.” stupid husband could do his own laundry, file his taxes, owned his own house, had a job and prospects and hobbies and didn’t NEED anything from me–-hella attractive to me when i was dating this guy who needed my help with goddamn EVERYTHING
“That had mattered more to him than he’d understood at the time. She was independent in the way he’d always wanted to be, self-sufficient, composed, untouched by the chaos that followed him everywhere. With her, he didn’t feel hunted or used or managed.”
even down to the first night we hung out when i got insanely drunk and he was terrified i was going to get sick. like, that chapter is my story, verbatim. except nelson piquet jr is there.
— ch 7: silverstone
> sex that has become transactional, procedural, for couples trying to get pregnant is a common struggle. i wanted that to muddy max’s waters because that’s super fucking normal, but him not liking sex with his partner at all before that isn’t, but he doesn’t know the difference gahhhhhh
— The entire conversation starting with "I want to have sex with you" thrown away LIKE NOTHING makes me wanna punch max and laugh at his face in no particular order, pitiful, what do you mean you don’t bottom, darling boy, lying to George’s face like that, incredible things happening (I started a tally and ended up wanting to puch him in the face only 52 different times, max makes me stressed)
> blunt dutch FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ur so right though that this entire convo should’ve clued george in immediately wow so interesting that his freak dutch behavior and also being max verstappen didn’t weird george out it’s almost as if something intrigued him enough to say yes wow interesting
— He took what pill!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate men Jesus I have so much trauma with this I do hope my ex boyfriend tried bottoming to give himself a chance to be happy (the pill thing.......... i wish he had told george about it, it was stressing me so much)
> pill content in the gutters of my extra stuff i wanted to add to…………….. stuff i didn’t get to emphasize in time before posting……………. pill max my beloved
— George teasing max about being subtle as if he didn’t take one look at max and kissed him with barely any invitation let’s not judge the cues you’re following here
> george is nothing if not a grade-A hypocrite we love him for it kiss that boy please he needs it desperately
— max cutely hinting at wanting more kisses >>>>>>>> my dreams do come true
> HE NEEDS THEM DESPERATELY
also, max expecting george to put a towel down bc kelly always requires there to be one bc they always fuck in her bed on her terms and she doesn’t want her anything on her sheets bc gross was just fun added seasoning
george’s hands going *wiggly* is what i call my hands going easy. @choneysuns can relate.
max debriefing after sex fucking lmfao i never tire of that man
— ch 8: loyalty
> promised The Squid Of The Lake i would put in max&checo content to this fic for her day of birth. max canonically mentions at spa that he can’t wait to see checo next year so i decided to kill birds with stones and have max talk to checo about christian leaving AND about checo’s new gig with cadillac in the same phone call. i love them together.
> also decided to put in the toto sardinia content alongside because this is when it all went down. these things clashing at the same time in max’s head while he was struggling with his own ideas of loyalty seemed like the perfect juxtaposition
— ch 9: sardinia
> the idea that max wouldn’t like merc because of toto’s simping made sense to me. max liked kelly because she acted above him. toto simping is exactly what he doesn’t want. mistreating george to boot, acting like he’s disposable, is just disrespectful. it made sense that max would just let sleeping dogs lie after all that upheaval
— ch 10: correlation
— what do i say about rupert........ first, he is also to blame for this mess, two he is forgiven for ending up with the information of max's heart spykes, aleix on the other hand, is a saint
> the physios man, they are the glue holding this fic together lwk. we need to see their gc really to understand the other side of this tale tbh
— ch 11: spa
> another race without gp. another bad time for max. shocking.
> max and kelly’s pics in belgium with max’s mom and sister and fam with lily…. they look so tired, man. new baby, kinda bad race weekend, P’s birthday… shit had to be immense.
— ch 14: budapest
— Them making out saved my life (love that this was immediately followed by:)
> sometimes i worry that i write too much kissing. one comment a year saves a life
— This might be the cruelest thing you’ve ever written and I think earth angel is hell, so
> buuuuuuuuuut it turns out ok because george is nice and caring and sweet and also we love them
also, the original microwave, the first one ever for tired wings included george eating max out until he cried so that was a concept but i changed it to be a bit more than that. cuz i like to do this. i cry when i come. just for fun.
— Max hesitated. Every sensible part of him screamed don’t. (so like no particular part then?)
> none. none sensibility contained in the max
— G as usual doing a lot of heavy lifting for Maxie’s self esteem
> AS PER FUCKING USUAL
— I died at the shower scene and hired Chico Xavier to psychograph my thoughts while I read the rest from after life
> fun fact i wrote the shower scene to occur after silverstone (part of it anyway) and later decided it was too Relationship-y and moved it out further
— ch 15: running
— OMG shut up about the shorts mate why make it illegal and punish me because you cannot control yourself be for real
> he is physically incapable of controlling himself, we have established this, nod nod
— ch 16: terms and conditions
— “It is barely a surprise,” Max said. “You can hardly shut up.” (And, are you doing much better? why is maxie so brave sometimes and such a p*ssy others!!!!!! (i love him with my entire heart)
> his sass is so funny and also inconsistent. he can be such a little shit but also such a sweetie and i like to imagine that he is just trying to avoid blushing in this moment because he wants george to talk dirty to him all the time, he loves george’s words and how they affect him
— Should add one punch for each time max uses the word supposed
> that’s a lot of punching, my dude. maxie is already getting a lot of hits
— There was a small moment there were I was freaking out over his ability to have sex with george without ciallis, but then he used it on the dubcon scene soooo
> WELP
— Breaking the rules on their first encounter I cannot take them seriously
> these fucking freaks i cannot write them seriously either they just get their mouths on each other and their brains go right out the fucking window man
— ch 17: therapy
previous ask where i talk about being a bonus parent
previous ask where i tell a funny story about overfeeding
max aligning red bull cans that made me put his personality into P
— ch 18: allowed
— Max leaned back against the pillows, considering him. “You of course didn’t take anything,” he said. “I gave it.” (I’m sorry why is he perfect? I want one for me)
> gagging crying screaming every time i read this scene, at how max is tangled up inside but he’s not upset with george, i wanted to portray this so delicately
— ch 19: weakness
— Turns out g really is therapy, I love him so much!!!!!!!!!!
> I tried to balance this one out better than i did rhythm, i know george in rhythm is kinda……… too well adjusted and like, perfect boyfie material without ever asking much of max. I tried to include more content
— His wallet was all he was good for, apparently. (I hate this, he was so sure of his place in her life before, I loved how he talked about her not needing him, but wanting and then........ that was very mean, darling)
(Maxie, you’re so smart and precious and lovely I love you
> the worst takes come out when he drinks, headcanon. he doesn’t think like that 99% of the time. he doesn’t want to, doesn’t want to confront what is plainly spelled out, but when he’s raw and split open like this it’s impossible not to
— ch 20: zandvoort
> wanted very much to include the most heartbreaking radio message i’d heard of max’s during the season (before abu dhabi ofc)… asking about lance’s wrists just killed me. either because he worried about lance because of his continued issues with his injury or because of daniel’s injury in the same place, or because he’s just familiar with how dangerous the banks are at zandvoort, who’s to say. but it killed me and i had to write just a smidge of max/lance because they’ve known each other forever and they have that unique thing in common where they both were overshadowed by their fathers before they made names for themselves.
also shoutout to no door. fucking iconic
also shoutout to charles on the dunes. fucking iconic
— “I lost my home race” max says to George, like an asshole, when will silverstone stop hurting
> he IS an asshole, too used to winning to see what’s right in front of his face. poor georgie. pls let george win silverstone 2026. my heart can’t take another year of him spinning out or dnfing. it’s his year. I stg if kimi wins it i’m going to—
— How are you kind of married and in a non contract and dating at the same time like are they blind or stupid
> this is why he has a raymond to manage his contracts. aint no way that boy knows how the fuck to manage himself or his life
— ch 21: monza
> oh how sweet monza felt. real radio transcripts again. listening to the hope returning in max’s voice, the elation, GP actually sounding excited…. augh it’s contagious
small shout-out to max’s watching the screens here.
no, really, he’s watching the race as much as we are.
loser.
small line from tommy boy, a very funny movie, here too.
— ch 22: devotion
— If you wanted me to dislike kp, you got it, erin :D
> she made this worse for herself by posting all that fucking shit while i was writing tbh. the new years dump where she talked about when they first met and how he told her the day after that she was the love of his life?????? as a teenager? i wish you could’ve seen the rage. the microwave was angry that day, my friends.
— Jesus Christ, you don’t do things in halves, do you? Dubcon twice in as many chapters, Max is killing me here
> OH BOY OH BOY
yes ppl pay attention to tags, read them, imprint them into your brains bc when i say dub con i mean it i am not kidding this was real and also exceedingly uncomfortable to write
— ch 23: used
> I really wanted to walk the line here showing how fucking awful max feels about using people but that he absolutely is doing that at all times and that he’s going to extreme lengths to compartmentalize his emotions to avoid thinking about it directly because the guilt would eat him alive. admitting to himself that he needs anything would kill him, admitting he treats people like things would kill him. but both are true. he knows it, underneath it all, and it hurts. and george knows too, but he loves max anyway.
— ch 24: safe
max visiting the factory before baku
— I’m sorry they are talking about kinks and darling boy is thinking about making George smile, he is too good for this world, don’t let him out the door, the world does not deserve him
> maybe george should just trap him and keep him and maybe all these problems will go away. maybe that’s how we solve tired wings on the whole
wanted to mention max’s favorite color being royal blue so that i could have a stupid joke contrasting it with george’s sky blue.
— The request (for penetrativ sex) feels a bit transactional I don’t know if it’s on purpose, but it seems soooo in character, so deep from max core, that i cant be upset, it just reads genuine, fuck me i guess
> max only knows how to be good for partners :( he’s spent his entire childhood trying to please his father, and the majority of his adult life trying to fit his partner, and he wants love and acceptance like anyone else but he really only knows how to provide, how to do things. and he expects he’s only going to get love and affection if he offers things first.
— ch 25: baku
— I love my dear Nespresso machine, thank you very much
> it was a keurig, thank you very much. ur nespresso is perfectly acceptable
— Sometimes life is just me and a huge hard on for max taking care of sick George, hate that it (g being sick) keeps happening but it is so fucking precious, so we get something useful from his Victorian child immune system (shoutout to looking ever up by TheSpireSleeps, the very first russtappen fic i read, somewhat to blame for me annoying erin on this lovely sunday)
> love thespiresleeps, haven’t read that fic!!! i will go read it. this was my first time writing something like a sickfic and i couldn’t tell if this was how it was supposed to be done. spire knows how to do sickfics
the original anon who requested a proper sickfic
— ch 27: singapore
singapore radio
— ch 28: trainers
> collected a massive amount of photos of max working out to show to husband. asked him to help me identify what shoes max was wearing to get an idea of what max’s workout shoe taste was like. husband loses his shit laughing. “what’s so funny?” i ask. he’s wearing vaporflys, he says. “so?” i know that they are nikes. I know they’re nice shoes, relatively expensive. So what?
they’re really nice running shoes. it’s ludicrous to weightlift in them. he’s exclusively weightlifting in really fancy running shoes, probably because he gets them for free, to his own detriment. it would be like running in heeled lifting shoes. it’s just not meant for that and it’s a lot easier to get hurt that way
ok so max is silly about shoes. got it. “if he were buying his boyfriend fancy adidas running shoes, he would get the strungs, right?” no, it would be the evo pros. “but those aren’t even for training. those wouldn’t last him more than a month.” exactly. and when they wear out he’ll just buy another pair. “oh my god.”
<edit: the evo pro 3s, released right before the 2026 london marathon, are the shoes worn by the two men who broke the two hour barrier in the marathon which has never before been done in a road race.>
— ch 29: austin
previous ask where i talk about fucking up the timing of kelly brazil trip
lily dressed up for austin
kelly’s story about flying straight to brazil after
— ch 30: tonight
previous ask where i tell of how i learned about max’s waxplay
max being into waxplay
— TIL the word akimbo
> akimbo is too fun a word. we have to learn lots of fun words
— Omg g is an awful person, you come, deny kitties food, steal p’s father, steal p’s ice cream
> kitties get soft dutch attention bc of george, though. And we needed george teasing max about the kitties bc george doesn’t have pets. he doesn’t understand the slavery of typical cat owner to cats. george and max both deserve the guillotine for stealing p’s ice cream though.
— Hypocritical of maxie to judge Georgie for chasing his scent he doesn’t know you do the same but I doooooo
> they’re both scent freaks. max is an unreliable narrator and a hypocrite to boot. he deserves nothing but the whole entire world and george’s love and affection right this second. Tired wings abo fic confirmed
— Two times did I read max having redbull for breakfast and two times did my cerebral arteries lock my brain out of blood flow as punishment for the simple idea of it happening
> i will continue writing max drinking red bull for breakfast, idc how implausible it is. it’s funny to me. i love the white peach flavor
— ch 31 las vegas
— No thoughts only prayers for them walking into an adult store together, god bless America (sea chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay
> god bless america. 🫡
— Why is Lando catching strays????? He would look cute in a collar with those puppy eyes but that is beside the point
> lando bout to catch more strays. <note, he did catch more, with the edits to las vegas> i adore him. gax needs to make fun of people bc they are petty bitches. and i have to add a joke about the disqualifications.
— For all that George postures, he is allergic to the word pretty. Omg. Maxie is adorable, cute, pretty, sweet, soft, and beautifulllllll, tell him for me.
> george should say pretty. i concur. ill add that. <edit: i did. I added that.>
— I love that he doesn’t want to be a fuck toy during the Las Vegas mirror scene, I love that he wants the feel of being there and enjoying what he has with George
> vegas smut needs additions. i will be adding to this for smut reasons. i really wanted it to feel like oh filthy fun and then to devolve into max being bared open, held to look at what he was doing and who he was doing it with and that he actually fucking loved it. self-actualized max best max <edit: I ENDED UP DOING THIS>
the post that inspired mirror sex
the anon who requested mirror sex specifically
shoutout to @choneysuns for contributing nipple clamps specifically for vegas. we would not have them if not for this request.
— no comments after that, fuck you, erin, i love you.
> wrong. I love you. I held onto this massive fucking comment for ages because i love you and i wanted to respond to all of it and i finally did so, ten years later. Thank you for reading, for taking notes while you did so. I always enjoy how affected you are by things, and how much you want to punch max. I do actually want the best for them despite how much i put them through. In this particular case, you can equally blame @spoilofwar for the pain and suffering, not just me.
woah. woah! thanks anon for reccing all of these, especially to flask! what
just completing the circles of pervs by adding the order of things by @thespiresleeps (which yes, i have recced before but is worth mentioning a thousand times over)
and corvid wings and shiny things by @spoilofwar :))))))
Just a quick reminder after this post: Please keep the RPF in the appropriate fandom spaces and don't go under Dani's reply to talk about it, and in general don't go to drivers to talk about RPF to them.
Some of them might be okay with it but I think it should still be kept away from the drivers. Especially if you want the people in your ships to keep interacting. The general shipper behavior on popular social media sites really shows that some people haven't experienced how it is when people stop interacting because the fans go to far with the shipping.
A basic rule of RPF is that you don't talk about it to the people it's about, and you do all RPF stuff in closed fandom spaces/away from the people it's about. A lot of people don't seem to see the danger in publicly talking about RPF, shipping drivers in Instagram and TikTok comments, videos, posting shipper fanart outside Tumblr and Ao3.
You can say it's part of being famous and that they know about it, but there's a difference between them knowing about it and seeing people actually shipping them every time they go online or just open a comment section.
Please do not write/post shipper comments/ai generated kissing/hugging/wedding pics in comments and don't be disrespectful to the drivers' partners. It's your best interest to keep shipping in the fandom places. (Instagram, Twitter and TikTok are not the right places for those type of posts because the drivers openly use those social media sites.) I know most people who post those comments are probably not here and are too young (or too new to fandom) to understand why doing what they're doing is not okay, but if some of those people see this, I hope they'll stop with it.
I know it's tempting to engage when official Instagram profiles use ship names to generate reach and numbers but please don't cross the line. You don't want your favorite driver to talk about RPF and stuff like that. Trust me.
The first rule of rpf is you don't talk about rpf. Not where you can be perceived. Maintaining a level of plausible deniability keeps everyone happier. You can't do anything about them if they go digging but the fandom walls are very thin these days.