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[stare-at-my-gf]

Reblog and I’ll DM you with my bra off

[stare-at-my-gf]

Reblog and I’ll DM you with my bra off

[meghanmclovin]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

[spokodude]

This.

[reilly-jo96-deactivated20170329]

If you repost this and like it I’ll DM you nudes tonight privately 💜💜💜

[thecheatingslut]

Yay!!

[billnjdevil]

[magicdaddy-deactivated20161229]

But too tired to do anything about it hey @iwantahotblonde. Soon though …

[halibabenudes-deactivated201605]

Eat me out please

[spokodude]

Would eat that for hours. You are a very sexy one... 😀

[therearerosesinbetweenmythighs]

Sometimes I love my body. 💙💙

[spokodude]

As you should. You are beyond hot...

[marcstaylacedup-deactivated2016]

eating pussy is good for your soul.

[spokodude]

My favorite pastime.

[blackfairypresident]

[spokodude]

Nothing better than the taste and smell of pussy.... Could eat pussy for HOURS! 😊

[captainofthenx02]

My neighbour has clearly woken up at 4am to find her husband watching porn... this is word for word the conversation I just overheard.

“STOP WATCHING PORN ON MY WRITING COMPUTER!”

“STOP WRITING ON MY PORN COMPUTER!”

“YOU’RE A MARRIED MAN YOU SHOULDN’T NEED A PORN COMPUTER!”

“YOU WRITE LIKE A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD YOU SHOULDN’T NEED A WRITING COMPUTER!”

[captainofthenx02]

UPDATE. SHE THREW THE LAPTOP OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WALKED OFF. HE STOOD THERE LOOKING FORLORN AND THEN CLEARLY REALISED I WAS LOOKING, WAVED AND SHOUTED “NEVER GET A WIFE, LESBIAN NEIGHBOUR.”

I am impressed about two things. 1) I am lesbian neighbour and 2) he knew I was awake.

[captainofthenx02]

I’m a little concerned/amused by the amount of notes this post has gotten.

[captainofthenx02]

I was just thinking about porn guy and remembered this story. I’m amused again by this. I need to take him a cake on the 1st anniversary of this conversation.

[spokodude]

And if you don't want your husband to watch porn, stop denying him sex. 100% of the dudes I know would ALWAYS rather have sex with their wife/gf than spank it to porn.

[havefun-withit]

[spokodude]

Yep

[the-art-of-oral]

You’re not done eating her out until she grabs you by the hair and pulls you up because she can’t handle it anymore.

[okssure]

I’m gonna reblog this every time I see it

[lunar-bananas-deactivated201611]

It’s true

[callmewoodro]

[theswingatlas-blog]

So, #advice for a #longandhappymarraige 

Ladies, it’s not true that men are simple, but it’s just not that hard to figure them out.

If you’re not feeding him at home, you know he’s eating somewhere.

Same goes for the pussy.

[spokodude]

Very true.

[justfuckmeow-deactivated2013022]

[sexiiafterdark-deactivated20130]

[danpetch-deactivated20120213]

reblog if you're constantly horny.