Spoodle Monkey

She/Her, 30 going on 105- I am so sorry, hockey has taken over my life...

[trueplainhearts]

literacy + reading comprehension + critical thinking comeback 2k26 let's make it happen

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well i misread that

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[sarahmackattack]

Getting licked by a bee is strange and adorable

[tatters-the-bat]

Reports say Windows 15 will be "a transparent pane of glass" that will be installed into frames on a wall; Lead developer comments, "finally, we got it right. Somehow we kept making operating systems instead and it was getting really frustrating."

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

[bogleech]

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

[ceanothusspinosus]

foot to head ratio off the charts

[theelizard]

@kaijutegu

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[dovesfraith]

One of my fave quotes <3

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[bakedbakermom]

if you ever find yourself writing fanfiction and thinking "this is too indulgent" that is the devil talking and he can go ahead and shut the fuck up

[marshmyers]

Celebrate PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈 with this curated selection of YA novels, comic books, manga and graphic novels from Laughing Boy Books!

SEE MY BOOK RECS HERE >>

[sparrowww0428]

CANDLE LIGHT FIRE

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[pinkfanged]

QUEEN CLARISEE RENALDI PRINCESS MIA THERMOPOLIS The Princess Diaries (2001) — dir. Garry Marshall

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This