A Girl Doesn't Get Killed By A Make-Believe Lover (Cuz It's Hot) @spookedlev - Tumblr Blog

ruined my streak… my 217 day phone limit streak… I forgot I used all my socmed time already… for shame

#I have a voracious queue so you can’t tell but I do try to have limits

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

storynerd121

so I just watched the odyssey movie....

and I made this within 5 minutes of returning. so I think that sums up my thoughts on it. (though im willing to rant more if ppl want it. cause I have COMPLAINTS)

lesvegas

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

towerologia-sideblog

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

lesvegas

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

seanofbeankeep

Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.

They do it all classy though but still

ghostlyg0ssip

#monster high #reference

jimbo-jester

op disabled reblogs but I found this from this post. you should check out the reblogs they’re funny ash

Hi so that’s not a pun, that’s the turning point of the story. Hope this helps!

what is the point of a beach with eensy weensy waves. No surfing. No hot surfers. Unceasing physical heat. Genuinely no more point being there than being up here.

throwaninkpot

If it's hot but dry and sunny, you WANT to cover up with loose, breatheable fabric. Long linen pants, etc.

If it's hot but humid and sunny, you need to go sit naked in a cave.

#I wish!

mala-taste

wish I had put more thought into choosing books for the east coast family reunion. It would be really funny to read Skeletons in the Zahara while humidity sweats my balls off.