I know many useless facts.

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc!

[gomezaddamsofficial]

I am legally obligated to reblog any picture of a squirrel that I see no less than ten times.

[mizuthe-cat]

give a character your issues it's literally free

[evilwizard]

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[evilwizard]

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[namelessexistence]

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

[namelessexistence]

Knew it

[evilwizard]

i never said that

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[sabrebash]

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[sweatermuppet]

can't stop thinking about this

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[pigeocore]

If you are a collector of any kind, especially a vintage toy collector, you need to remember that YOU are the one who runs the market. It's your job to be a cheapskate. Never buy anything you think is overpriced, always scour facebook, yard sales, flea markets, etc., lowball people on second hand marketplaces to the point they get angry at you. Never let yourself be fooled into beliving this plastic cat is worth 70$

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[occasionaltmblrforafreehero]

[largishcat]

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[bludragongal]

Spider-Man: MENACE

[bludragongal]

THANK YOU so many people have stolen/reposted this comic!

[the-autistic-spider]

amazing would love more menace spidey

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I want more superhero content where the heroes do stuff like this :D

[firechat]

I like to think spidey started to flip it and teased it like “oh! Oh! You better stop me! No? *tips more* oh your coffee spilled oh nooo!!” And then set it down upside down right as the cop ran up. The car isn’t destroyed, but like… this is clearly a problem. And all of this would have been avoided if the cop wasn’t being a prick.

[bludragongal]

correct

[ot3]

[osinthewhite]

"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!

[the-desolated-quill]

That’s not even remotely true. I have DVDs and CDs from the fucking 90s that still work.

The Sony shills are getting desperate. They know they’re on the losing side of the argument, hence why they have to make up guff like this. If the facts truly support their claim that digital is the future, then why are they lying? They shouldn’t need to, should they? 🤔