I Want To Believe

Hi I'm Martina. 20. chilling.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

*slams fist on the table* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR NERD/JOCK DYNAMICS!

[eggil]

Boy do I have good news for you

[notjerrybeans]

This literally made tumblr worth it

[cinquespotted]

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[setheverman]

poem: being awake is a mistake

[fortitsngiggles]

Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

timmy turner was a horrible person

[maxknightley]

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

[zennistrad]

He’s actually sixty years old, though. No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

[dracunculia]

FUCKING WHAT

[brangdangowitz-deactivated20201]

Wait what

[concernedacfan]

In case if yall don’t think its true…..

[catnipkittie5-deactivated202101]

wtffff

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[favoritelatina]

In the mood for a dick in my mouth

[setheverman]

quick question how does a human relax? i would like to try it

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[officialjiggly]

I want kids so bad

[stability]

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[super-star-destroyer]

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

[ash-soka]

so not nearly as old but, this is a 12th century stave church in lom, norway (one of less than 40 left in the world)

it’s hard to see, but in the top left corner of this photo where the light comes in from the window, there’s a runic inscription

these photos show it more clearly, it’s easier to see in person. so of course one of the people i was travelling with asked what it said, and we were told it basically translates to:

“on this day, I climbed to this point, in the corner of the church”

people really have always been people

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[mizzmello]

@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…

[portaljumper339]

Dude saw the slippery slope and decided to grab a sled

[kitfoxart]

How is it that I’ve lived in Hawaii for nine years, been learning Hawaiian words and speaking pidgin back to my local friends for nine years, know how to say significantly more complex Hawaiian phrases, and yet I had to turn over a Puna Brewing Company bottle cap to find out that Lilo means “lost”?

And now my heart is busted.

[captaindibbzy]

I just added this to my queue and then I had to go in and find it again cause I had a thought.

Lilo and Stitch.

Lost and pulled together. 

[carriehopefletcher-deactivated2]

THIS HAS JUST MADE MY LOVE FOR THIS MOVIE SO MUCH STRONGER AND LET’S BE HONEST IT WAS PRETTY INDESTRUCTIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

[niambi]

Im honestly not understanding where the disconnect is…like why do men undervalue platonic relationships with women? if a woman is not into you sexually or romantically but wants to be your friend why is that seen as some sort of cheap consolation prize….also theirs the gross thing that men do where they take you (as a woman) saying “no, i just wanna be friends” as some sort of challenge, or obstacle to be overcome…like they’ll be your friend with the motive of convincing you that your feelings were wrong and that you do actually have romantic feelings for them.

[jodiefoster]

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today