Only the spookiest of spooks

spooking the world one spook at a time

[ruinedchildhood]

[nyattovanilla]

Pit Viper

[livedinthecastle]

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

[livedinthecastle]

NUT

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

BALLSACK

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILKERS

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILF

status: banned

[livedinthecastle]

MILFY

status: approved

[mymp3player-moved]

[inkrton]

真島 吾朗, Majima Gorō 

Ryū ga Gotoku Zero: Chikai no Basho ( Yakuza 0 ) 2015, 2017

[haiderabd51]

I’m dying 😂

[j-liz]

The amount of dedication in the voice actor is unreal

[defectivealtruist]

[maliciously-faggotty]

This picture is clearly very modern so why does it look like its from 2008 and been passed meme sites for decades?

[catchymemes]

Giza Pyramid from exactly above.

[diceyed-liam]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

You’d never believe the amount of jpegs ive seen

[avvocarlo]

[suppermariobroth]

In Mario Kart: Double Dash, CPU drivers that are far enough away from the player do not interact with hazards on the road.

[slimetony]

I fucking knew it

[ghetsis-deactivated20200621]

[devilishdescent]

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

[bogleech]

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

[brucebocchi]

shaggy said booooo we hate your pussy

[stream]

Demolition Man (1993) dir. Marco Brambilla

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[wizzardhat]

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

[ip2lb]

[coolyo294]

[bunniope]

[charlesoberonn]

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

[memory-thought]

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

[charlesoberonn]

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

[notaboyscout]

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

[charlesoberonn]

[queen-of-dirt]

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

[charlesoberonn]

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

[charlesoberonn]

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

[morphimus]

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

[the-pump-king-deactivated202206]

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

[ryderdai]

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

[googleygareth]

[lammergeier-spitfire]

“At the start of each day, our CEO will make an island wide broadcast to all residences”

[coolpanda41]