this blog is a mess

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[deadlynight1987-deactivated2023]

life is good

[luigis-slut]

[shinybulbasaur]

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"

[shinybulbasaur]

you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

[heavensenthousepet]

[redraspberryrave-deactivated202]

[mothtowers]

ok

[catchymemes]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

And it slaps

[little-bullheaded-shit]

And it reheats my tacos without making them soggy

[suspiciousmoss]

Traditional ovens have heaters on the top.

Convectional ovens have heaters on the top, bottom, and a fan to circulate hot air.

Air fryers do what convectional ovens do, but they preheat faster and are usually smaller.

This is like saying a helicopter is like an airplane. Like, yes, but also no.

And convectional ovens with an air fryer setting are superior.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[alexseanchai]

[image: two tweets by nerdjpg, transcribed below:]

Air fryers are so funny cause it's like. That's an oven

They made easy bakes for adults

[virginiaisforhaters]

well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative 

[virginiaisforhaters]

[bluedevil]

help

[huffylemon]

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[brucebocchi]

this would destroy me

[powerburial]

this is how social anxiety feels like u go into a grocery store and theres a wrestler pointing at you

[animatedtext]

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[pointnclick]

always so scary to see a placw you’ve been irl online. like what are you doing on here

[meangirlnurse]

we're apparently opposites lol. i dont know ANY women currently. i keep trying to meet more and they keep turning out to be trans men who hadn't figured it out yet. most recent guy came out to me YESTERDAY which is the 7th in the last three months. im cis and straight i dont know why this keeps happening. my dating life is in shambles but i have SO MANY new buddies im teaching how to shave and torrent movies

not to be weird but i think i'm obsessed with you

[bisexual-space-cowboy]

[udon-tea]

The follow-up though:

[mysillycomics]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[ushirominya]

microdosing on being your.friend by liking your posts :)