[evyltalks]

he wouldn't have left.

that's the problem.

if neil ran, andrew would understand.

if neil was hiding, andrew would find him eventually.

if neil was dead, at least there would be an answer.

but neil is just gone.

[stranglingfruitloop]

"In fact, when I finished it, I handed it to my wife, and I said, 'I think I just wrote something incomprehensible about four women wandering aimlessly on a hiking trail in North Florida. Could you please check for me?' She read it and thankfully gave it the stamp of approval and said it was actually a novel and actually made sense."

Jeff Vandermeer about Annihilation, Clarkesworld magazine, July 2014.

[vvargamora]

booty shorts with "Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive. And there shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy from which shall blossom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passing of an age. That which dies shall still know life in death for all that decays is not forgotten and reanimated it shall walk the world in the bliss of not-knowing. And then there shall be a fire that knows the naming of you, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you that remains." on the ass

[spookybowlofpasta]

I would not have survived Ancient Rome

[natalinova]

heated rivalry is what kavinsky thought he and ronan had going on

[starryizsleepy]

You pull up to the transmasc meetup and it looks like this

[spookybowlofpasta]

It really is just me and my midnight snacks against the world

[911verse]

9-1-1 (2018–) 7.04: Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

[spookybowlofpasta]

Robert Robertson the Third? Robert Roberson OUR Third!

[spookybowlofpasta]

My children, they are so so happy and are not foreboding or sinister at all

[rosiethorns88]

"You're Better Than Waffles"

Living vicariously through Wylan, who I imagined cuts up his waffles into individual squares like I used to do as a child.

Officially licensed prints available in bio link!

[starrryking]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[potatosamm]

[hehe471]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[0oadios-mnzo0-deactivated202602]

[spookybowlofpasta]

Matt Boyd or Guy Fieri? We'll never know.

[falafels]

you’re honestly so funny I check my tumblr daily to see if you’ve posted anything. I live for Neil Andrew crumbs with your updates, and I also specifically live for the Neil Aaron hate.

HI IM SO SORRY FOR LEAVING THIS I WAS FAILING TO FUNCTION IT WAS JUST ME AND MY MEAL DEALS AGAINST THE MIGHT OF GOD ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR THIS ILY HERE IS PT 110 FT NEIL AARON BEEF JUST FOR YOU PAL 🫡❤️❤️❤️

pt.110!!

<pt.109

sorry it’s been a min! i am getting to everything i simply am not doing a good job of it!! possibly will also be posting next part today as i begin the mission through the trenches of my inbox 🫡

taglist for the ladsss <3 tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @dragonslayer26806 @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02 @iwouldlikesometea

[the-sparrows-providence]

< Pt. 30 | Pt. 31 |

✨Masterpost✨

Text convos:

Jeremy >>> Jean (Partenaire is French for “partner” & I have the hc that Jeremy starts naming things in his phone with French words like I’ve seen ten other ppl do while learning a new language)

Jean >>> gc with only Laila and Cat

I’m crushing up Protective Jean & snorting it like cocaine

Also we don’t slut shame in this house but Faser’s comment wasn’t really in good humor lol

Tag list below the cut—ask to be added or removed 💕

Jean’s contact photo is also below the cut btw bc it’s literally my headcanon for him

@buffalo-fox @mair-cries @andrew-minyards-flirting-skills @all-for-exy @imjustboredguys @lorryrroj @wasitworththefallforthesun @stxrrstruckk @ivyivyivyivyyy @thewaferofchaos @sleepy-kamren @ugly-punkling @winningmymind @bisexualchaosdemon @min-getoutofmy-yard @wtfisgoingonnnnn @skrybspryt @aceofspades42 @archerw27 @solqrays @semisweet-songs @gaiusthegenius

[spookybowlofpasta]

I wish Beowulf was here