Bõchord

old English for library translates to Book hoard

[spookycycledragon]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[blondebrainpowered]

Fragments of the spectacular marine mosaics from the baths of a Roman townhouse excavated on Via Panisperna in 1888.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in bed after a terrible awful no-good day, the thought struck me that "and I didn't even tear up once in frustration! i deserve a gold star"

and then: "someone should give me a gold star"

and then: "im an adult. im in charge of giving myself gold stars"

and i remembered i keep a box of glitter stickers for this exact scenario.

and that's how my terrible no good awful day ended with me covered arms-to-legs in glitter stickers. there are tiny stars scattered over my bedsheets. i understand why my parents didn't let me do this. it felt amazing. i will definitely be repeating this behaviour.

anyway. give yourself stars.

[writing-prompt-s]

"You see, magic is complicated, it would require you years of study just to let you get the right mindset to start learning the basics." "You have no idea how to teach me, do you?" "I have been doing it for so long that at this point is pure muscle memory and I have forgotten all the theory.

[goblinwithartsupplies]

There was probably a good couple years where everyone in the galaxy’s least favorite guessing game was “Is that a clone or is that Boba Fett?”

*looking at a Jango looking face with no helmet on.*

Criminal: it’s just a clone. Easy target.

*sees the green armor too late and starts getting shot at.*

Criminal: shit shit shit! It’s Fett!

Bonus!:

*Looking at Omega* “Did Boba transition?”

[mawofthemagnetar]

Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.

“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?

“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?

“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.

Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.

Isn’t it wonderful?

[cc1010fox]

Jango: Alpha-17, we need to talk about one of your trainees. Alpha-17: ...It's Fox, isn't it? Jango: Whichever one is loudly proclaiming he could outshoot me while in earshot. Alpha-17, sighing: I'll tell him to shut his-- Jango: It's not just that. Alpha-17: ... Jango: Last week, he told another clone it felt good to "still be young and hot", then looked directly at me... Alpha-17, rushing off: Excuseme,sir. FOX, ARE YOU BULLYING PRIME!? YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF FRESHER DUTY, DO YOU HEAR ME!? Kal: One of your clones was bullying you? Jango, hiding his face: ...Did he really have to put it like that?

[roseaesynstylae]

Alpha-17, yeeting his sons trainees at the battlefield: Go so crazy they don’t even want to fight you.

Cody: *Jumps Grievous*

Rex: *Uses a droid head to fool his enemies*

Alpha-17, wiping away a tear: Look at my babies.

[fancysheepnacho]

I know this is not my usual thing but this should spread awareness

I BEG U PLEASE SPREAD AWARENESS

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[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

FUCK

yeah i’m screwed i’m a hispanic trans person 😭

@wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @bylerbean @captainfairygodmother @ivy-vinezz @doyoulikedem @frogboyisatitagain @frogsdobegay @lesbianmikewheeler @cr0wgr3ml1n @and-you-said-yes @coneheadobviously @iloverobinbyckley @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @xombilog

everybody.

[mj-rulesdaw0rld]

Wasnt tagged but this is way too important.

SPREAD THE MESSAGE PEOPLE

Tags: @pjo-tvs-version @glitteringonion @gloriouslygone @hotpotwillthewise @gr1ll3d-ch33s3 @artsy1reese @chocolateandfictionaddiction @zo0eyy @miwiheroes @meal-day @sophieophie26 @stargazingthemoooon @buckleybeat @vanillaapril AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!

[stardust-daydreamss]

wasnt tagged but oh my god OH MY GOD????? this is fucking sick.

SPREAD THE WORD EVERYONE!!!! @esarity11 @vinylfawn @slytherflowerao3 @snoopyinrainbows @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @cleric-waves + LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE!!!!!!

[esarity11]

no one should be victimized because of their identity. its NOT THEIR BUSINESS OML let people live in peace

spread the word!

@godsgentlesin, @guydenis2ormimino, @imisscloudsimiss-you, @byedisaster, @elitawins, @blindstarling, @the-archivist-14, @andywrittes, @delusionalbutexisting, literally ANYBODY even my moots who i never talk to omg

[the-archivist-14]

Holy shit, holy shit?????????

@youknowwhoiamassbutt @i-set-my-autism-on-fire @cesienthusiast @centralsaints @kingbob2-0 @lavenderwanderlust @p-artsypants @puppy-mike @paladin-and-sorcerer @sarnai4 @lys-og-varme @everyone and anyone I’ve ever talked to bc holy shit- I have so many feelings rn and I don’t fully know if I can properly articulate just how frustrated I am rn but everyone needs to see this

[sarnai4]

@emberphoenixisgoingtolive @wolveria @enbeemagical @ryleetheauthor @yureas-ly

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr wanna hear my most angsty dumb edgy headcanon?

[buthowaminotdeadyet-deactivated]

do we get a choice?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

of course you have a choice! free will, that beloved gleaming prize, that cornerstone of humanity and philosophy, rests at your feet! you are forever free to choose your answers to any question, whether that answer is yes or no or any alternative! whether the answer is accurate or false or undetermined, only you can give it! only you can make that choice! what is your answer?

[i-am-gaywastaken]

We politely decline

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so in Brother Bear’s famous “quit telling everyone i’m dead” “sometimes I can still hear his voice!” scene, the husband Edgar’s voice is only ever heard off-screen. so my headcanon is that either the wife is hallucinating her husband’s voice (which only we, the audience can hear) OR it’s one of her neighbors playing a cruel practical joke on an elderly widow, in which case he’s been gaslighting her long enough that she’s learned to ignore the evidence of her own ears.

(The alternate explanation is she has dementia and is so ill she can’t even remember whether her loved ones are alive or dead.)

[cryofthevalkyrie]

What happened to free will

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a valuable lesson! what the philosophers forget is that free will exists only to the extent the individual is allowed to make meaningful choices! though we are all capable of conscious thought & purposeful decision (which supposedly elevates us above the level of “mere beast”), this becomes irrelevant in the face of an indifferent and often openly malicious world that controls the fundamental factors of our lives. What is free will in a society that rips away all meaningful choice, that steals away the supposedly most sacrosanct of freedoms? You are always free to choose your answer, but it is the world that sets the questions and judges your grade! And the questions are multiple choice, with all wrong answers, and mostly boil down to “which way will you choose to suffer today?” And even if you give the “right” answer, the world may well ignore you on a whim!

Free will exists, but this is not a free world.

[fork-in-the-bottomless-pit]

Tumblr every march 15th:

[freshlydelivereddarce]

TODAYS THE DAY SALAD BOY

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[cc1010fox]

Palpatine: Commander Fox. Fox: Sen--Chan--I'm sorry, what is your title this week? Palpatine: ... Fox: ...Do you want me to guess? Is it God-king yet? Palpatine: ...

[writing-prompt-s]

You are Julius Caesar, and you are in a council meeting. Suddenly, Brutus stands up, then the rest of the council members. Then a hundred other time travelers draw their daggers.

[sarnai4]

As I'm sure this meme perfectly illustrates, War Siblings 2027 is just full of warm, fuzzy feelings 😄 (if your warm, fuzzy feelings burn and cause tears).

(For anybody who doesn't already know, War Siblings is a trilogy I'm currently writing. It'll be published in 2027 and it's about how Athena and Ares meet, navigate the politics of being in the immortal royal family, and work together to stop the abusive gods.)

@aro-pancake, we're wading deep in the trauma lake now.