Floating cats

Kate, she/her, writer, dancer, artist, incorporeal dream being.

[dickdjames]

What if instead of “fuck yeah” people said “fuck yup”

[apjvff]

shine bright like a bright thing

[tiredgaywerewolf-blog]

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

[hotelmario]

*a Michaels employee* sir, some teens are spelling curse words with the wood letters and squatting next to them again

[minoverboard]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

u ever see something and just ………….anyway

[daisydozes-deactivated20170804]

I’m pretty sure this is their whole relationship

[spookyfloatingcat]

fp: doesn't respond

me: oh it's okay, they're just busy and they'll respond to me when I get the chance!!

brain: ah yes that makes sense, however consider this: they actually hate you despite everything they've told you and this is their way of saying "fuck off idiot"

me: shit dude that's so irrational... I agree

[princess-chrysalis29-deactivate]

My teacher told me to make my characters bisexual. Actually she said “not gay” but I think I know what she meant.

[orchidvioletindigo]

A+

[mothmansbignaturals]

when your straight friend shows you a picture of a mediocre guy and is like “isn’t he hot??” and it feels like a dystopia interrogation answer wrong and you will fail the Test™

[cute-overload]

“no, n-no thank u”

[prostheticknowledge]

Call Trump

Website can let you leave a text-to-speech message to Donald Trump’s offices to respond to his ‘close the internet’ remarks:

Donald Trump wants to call Bill Gates to ‘close up the Internet’.

Let’s have the Internet call Donald instead. Write something below, and an automated voice recording of your message will be queued to one of Trumps’ offices.

Our system will transform your message to a spoken voice that will call one of Trumps’ offices on your behalf. If nobody picks up your message will be left as a voicemail. Please keep it positive: Do not use hateful or aggresive language. 

Link

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

actually just send him a message that says “fungalow in the bungalow”

[spookyfloatingcat]

Someone please send him the entire bee movie script

[whoopsrobots]

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

[emkaymlp]

snk fandom? no you misunderstood me. im in the sink fandom

[hatsuren-deactivated20160320]

is that the fucking entrance to the chamber of secrets

[darmani-remade-blog]

that is the most beautiful sink i have ever seen can i join this sink fandom

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

god

bless

the

sink

fandom

[its--the-thot-that-counts]

@the-bass-queen

[polarizeglow]

im joining

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

YOOOO, I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE TUMBLR SINK FANDOM FOR A WHILE!!

[morimagdalene]

and then satan said let there be console exclusive video games

[beaujes]

which female character is your favorite?

yes

[rogue-or-ranger]