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Just finished Heartless
I read the entire book forgetting that it was a background story for the Queen of Hearts (idk how I forgot) but anyway I was completely unprepared for what was going to happen so all of that pain completely blindsided me and now I can’t stop crying
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house: gryffindor
sign: aquarius, aries, leo, libra
mbti: ESFP, ESTP, ENFP ENTP
faction: dauntless, divergent
alignment: chaotic good
d&d alignments: CHAOTIC GOOD [3/9]
Chaotic Good characters are rebels and free spirits who believe in doing good, by their own standards. Some don’t have a problem with greater systems such as laws as long as they leave them alone; others are anarchists who believe that the betterment of all can only be achieved by actively rejecting any higher instances of power.
ENFP
Hufflepuff
Chaotic Good
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Hufflepuff, Cancer, Chaotic Good, 7w6 and ENFP <3
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The Alignments
Lawful Good: it’s a person who acts as is expected to act by laws. They help others, tell the truth, speak against injustice of the society, hate to see unpunished guilty. They are characterized by compasion and honor, want to improve the society even if something must be sacrificed for the good and order. According to them, society must be well-organized and efficient to garantee a better life for people, and this goes throught laws. Lawful good character are: Superman (DC comics), Luke Skywalker (Star Wars), Hermione Grenger (Harry Potter), Eddard Stark (Game of Thrones).
Lawful Neutral: it is a person who acts as law, tradition, or a personal code that leads their life. They see regulation as important, taking a middle area between good and evil. Good and evil are unburn, it’s law and order that give meaning to the world. They are respectful of peers and leaders, and like the stability in life. Lawful neutral can be descrived as resposanbile, loyal, methodical, and precise. Lawful neutral character are: Percy Weasley (Harry Potter), Judge Dredd (DC comics).
Lawful Evil: it’s a evil villain that methodically does his/her interest in limits of the law’s code: they use society and its laws to benefit themselves, shortly. They care about tradition, loyalty and order, but reject freedom, dignity or compassion. This depends on a an hand from their nature, on the other hand from what can protect themselves from those who oppose to them. They’re often called “diabolic” and rapresent methodical, intentional, and frequent successful evil. Lawful evil are cruel, malevolent, hostile, tyrannical, commanding. Lawful evil character are: Darth Vader (Star Wars), Dolores Umbridge (Harry Potter), Magneto (Marvel Comics).
Neutral Good: it’s a person who does the best a good person can do. They do what is good without minding if goes against or for the order. Laws and order are seen as tools for bringing happiness, peace to all individuals or creatures. They value personal freedom and adherence to laws, and there must be a balance between them: life and rights of all must be respected and equal. Neutral good are usually independent, but don’t mind being part of/cooperate with a group or make friends. They can be described as helpful, kind, respectful, firendly, altruistic. Neutral good character are: Harry Potter, Gandalf the Grey (Lord of the Rings), Spiderman (Marvel Comics).
True Neutral: it’s a person that doesn’t stay in one way or other when it comes to law vs chaos or good vs evil. They always prefer to stay in a neutral position, without extremity in things, they act naturally, without prejudice or impulsivity. For them everything exist as a part of the whole, with nothinh predominant or out of balance. True neutral are concerned with their well-being: they will act right with their friends,but without maliciously behavior with those who hurt them. True neutral are distant, diplomatic, fair and indifferent. True neutral characters are: Horace Slughorn (Harry potter), Tom Bombabil (Lord of the Rings).
Neutral Evil : it’s a villan that does whatever and/he can get away with. They have no mercy or emotion if they kill or hurt someone, as long as it gives profit or convenience. They commit evil for their own sake and advance others without regard for others. They search glory, position, wealth and anything that makes their life more comfortable. Neutral evil are unkind, unemotional, hateful, immoral, destructive. Neutral evil character are: Emperor Palpatine (Star Wars), Saruman (Lord of the Rings), Lex Luthor (DC comics).
Chaotic Good: it’s a person according to him/her will, with little regard in what others expect from him/her. They make their own way, but they are kind and friendly; follow their moral and value, that might not be that of society. Fot them, indipendence and freedom are important to life and happiness of everyone. Laws, order, social forms,etc are wrong because limit for self-recognition. They are good people, but can be selfish and greedy. Respite this, chaotic good will not tread to others to make their way, because others should pursuit their will as well. Chaotic good character are: Han Solo (Star Wars), Batman(Dc Comics), Robin Hood.
Chaotic Neutral: it’s a character that follows his will and individuality. They value their own freedom but doesn’t strive to protect others freedom. They avoid authority, resent restrinctions and challanges tradition. Good and evil are balanced arms: no one prevals or prefered. They indulge in everything, are predicable and indulgent follow their interest. Chaotic neutral are independent, confusing, anarchic, self-centred, individualistic. Chaotic Neutral characters are: Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean), Q (Star Trek), and Conan the Barbarian, Deadpool (Marvel Comics).
Chaotic Evil: it’s a villan that does whatever his/her greed, hatred, or lust for destruction. They have hot-temper, violence and are brutal. They combine self-interest and pure freedom; it rapresents the destruction of beauty, life and order of things. Chaotic evil likes to corrupt innocent and virtuous, and treats people like tools and manipulates them for his/her pleasure. Choatic evil are violent, uncaring, unfeeling, selfish, heartless. Chaotic evil character are: Gollum (Lord of the Rings), Joker (DC Comics) Lord Voldemort (Harry Potter).
Alignments by @r-n-w (source)
Everyone seems to interpret the alignment system differently, so I figured I might as well share my current views on the subject.
Lawful Good: Truth, justice, and/or a code of ethics is the best way to do good for people. Evildoers must answer for their crimes.
Neutral Good: I don’t have any particular method of doing so, but I do good in whatever way I can.
Chaotic Good: I will fight for personal rights and freedoms for all people. By any means necessary, I will rebel against those who would subjugate the people, and crush any evils.
Lawful neutral: There are some basic rules and/or laws which should never be broken, but aside from that you may do as you want. However, order must be maintained.
True Neutral: I care about myself and my loved ones. If I’m fighting, it’s either for them or my own gain.
Chaotic Neutral: My own freedom is the most important thing. Nobody can tell me what to do.
Lawful Evil: Order must be maintained by any means necessary. Those who would oppose the authority who maintains order must be crushed. There are still rules we must follow, but none of them come from an ethical basis.
Neutral Evil: I do evil when I get the chance, but I’m not going out of my way for it.
Chaotic Evil: I live solely for evil acts. Whatever my particular brand of evil is, nothing can stop me from spreading it.
disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen
disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots
concept art:
final version:
What makes me so mad is that snow queen is such a lovely tale and there was an evil mirror that shattered and froze the queen’s heart. So the first thing the newly evil queen does is PLUNGE THE KINGDOM INTO ETERNAL WINTER.
And the kid Anna is based off of is actually this sweet peasant girl who is rescuing her best friend whom everyone else thought drowned and whom no one cared for because mirror shards got in his eyes and he only saw beauty in snowflakes while everything else was just disgustingly foul to him. Except he didn’t drown because he was whisked away by the snow queen.
Like this girl gives her shoes to the river to find out he didn’t drown. Her hair ribbons to the birds to find out who took him. Works her hands raw to get to him and has to suffer a mental breakdown because she got SO FUCKING CLOSE to saving him and he won’t even look at her because he wants to solve this puzzle the snow queen gave him.
And then her sobbing wakes him up and he cries and washes the shards from his eyes and the fact that she saved him is enough to melt the snow queens heart and she brings spring back to the kingdom.
Wow Frozen really is some weak shit
Let’s not forget Gerda’s journey takes her along a long road that includes meetings with multiple women, many of them old, most of whom are not evil witches but wise women who aid her in her quest. She’s also at one point held captive by a bandit princess who swaps clothes with her and insists on sleeping in the same bed and routinely threatens her with a knife, but she eventually lets Gerda go with a magic talking reindeer she was also holding captive. The bandit princess cries because goddamn Gerda you’re so NICE and PRETTY and BRAVE and you clearly care about this stupid guy I GUESS and I can’t bear it just GO ok just GO and also you better fucking take care of her reindeer or I will CUT YOU.
The story is full of interesting complex women of many ages and magical talking animals and it’s a real shame we didn’t get an adaptation closer to the original ‘cause it’s really cool.
hey good news about the adaption:
There was a Soviet animated movie from 1957, that doesn’t brush over any of the things you just listed.
You get Gerda on her journey, meeting all of those people that both hinder her quest and help her, with older women from different regions of northern europe, as well as several princesses who aid her
also the art style and animation is absolutely gorgeous and I always feel like it’s a shame that older Soviet animation is barely recognized around the world
you can see the entire thing with english subtitles here
Raven the Pirate Princess is Sinking
I despise doing posts where I ask for help, but here we are.
About two years ago I started a new creator owned project. It began as a spin-off of Princeless, but the reality is this - Raven The Pirate Princess is its own thing altogether. I knew this from the first issue and if you’ve been reading, so have you.
Sure, the first few issues of Raven: Pirate Princess had that heroic lady feminist banter for which Princeless has become known both among its fans and detractors. I mean, Raven had this scene:
and issue 1 had this scene:
But perhaps much more importantly, the first issue of Raven had this:
but that wasn’t where that ended. This is a book about a community of diverse queer women actively claiming their place in the world and taking what’s theirs. It’s about Raven, who is desperately in love with her childhood best friend Ximena
It’s about Ximena, a girl who was held captive for years by a pirate king who pretended to be her liberator. Who fell in love with the pirate’s daughter, only to be left behind by that father when she outlived her value.
About Sunshine, the thief that chose the wrong target and ended up falling in love with a woman already hopelessly in love with somebody else.
It’s about Katie, the bisexual second in command who’s motivated by honor…and occasionally beating the snot out of a dude or two
Oh and in case I forgot to mention, Katie is also incredibly muscular:
And Jayla, the asexual science genius who’s tired of being treated like a little sister
and Cid, the deaf engineer who quietly keeps the ship running
and of course, these two:
The socially awkward poet and the angry sword fighter who couldn’t stand her who have somehow become these two:
But here’s the thing: this comic is failing. It has a very dedicated and exuberant but at this point SMALL fanbase. Today I had a hard conversation with Action Lab about the reality of the numbers on this book versus what it costs to produce this book and, suffice it to say, Action Lab isn’t ready to cancel the book, but they aren’t ready to greenlight year 3 either. After Year 2 #13, Raven is set to go on the shelf until numbers can support continuing it.
This is where I need your help
If you care about this book full of queer pirate ladies and you want it to continue, we need to find a way to spread the word about it. We don’t need to sell single issues (it would be nice) but ultimately we need the trades sales that back up the continuation of this big YA Pirate/Revenge/Adventure/Romance thing.
Digital copies can be bought instantly right on Comixology: https://www.comixology.com/Princeless-Raven-The-Pirate-Princess/comics-series/46971
You can buy the physical volumes on amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/bookseries/B01BF7U91Q
In fact, if you’ve already purchased volumes 1-4, volume 5 is available for preorder there right now!
Maybe you’ve bought all the issues already. Thank you! If you still want to support Raven, you can review the books on Amazon or other retailers, you can share, reblog or retweet this post. You can tell a friend about the book!
If you have a comics review site or, say, a blog where you talk about LGBT media, contact me for review links or interviews. Please, help us save our ship.
For people where Amazon shipping is too expensive, you can get the issues on TBD with free shipping world wide!
Raven The Pirate Princess Book 1
Raven The Pirate Princess Book 2
Raven The Pirate Princess Book 3
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Raven The Pirate Princess Book 5 (pre-order)
Thank you to whoever made this cute thing, very helpful. Here’s some advice to anyone who wants it!
Hello everyone!🐍🌿
February 2018
ok this my list of hoe tips and life tips in general
- can’t get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade
- can’t get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower
- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny
- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass
- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. it’ll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf
- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet
- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe
- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing
- if ur used to wearing tampons and that’s what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run
- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft
- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life
- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection
- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!
- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! don’t shave it unless YOU want to, don’t leave that decision up to ur nasty man
- allow urself junk in moderation. it’ll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while
- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein
- do ur fucking homework and do it on time
- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer
- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair
- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!
- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. it’ll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do
- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also won’t deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)
- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!
- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if it’s not the dick won’t go down
- can’t deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!
- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying
- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!
- this one kinda weird but don’t hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI
- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat
- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver
- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it
- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. it’ll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly
- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ain’t got no moneyyyy
- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)
ill probs add onto this when i think of more!
hi! whats the right order, if not what's your order of doing these: cleanse, exfoliate, moisturize, tone. also how frequently should i do those in a day/week?
for me its remove my makeup, cleanse, tone, rose water, serum, moisturizer, eye cream/treatment, and acne spot treatment
2 days a week (sunday and wednesday) i exfoliate after i cleanse, and apply a face mask. i wash it off and do the rest of my routine like normal
-kn
