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nero-draco

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

livedinthecastle

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

catmask

i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

depsidase

liberalsarecool

The cruelty of racist white men.

wolf840

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

tiredspacedragon

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

thickness-protection-program

What's your jacking off technique

minotaurfemme

get cropped idiot

thickness-protection-program

Did you just circumcise my post??

spectre-squared

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

spectre-squared

bestie I appreciate the enthusiasm but this post doesn't even have 50 notes yet lol. lil' early for that.

circesays

Must a post have lots of notes to have 10k to me? This may never reach so many people but it reached me and I laughed.

cithaerons

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

tiltctrl

What about violence in movies?

cithaerons

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

infectiouspiss

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

teathattast

picsthatmakeyougohmm

eldritchscholar

#kind of a milf reblog

starscreamhecatoncheries

I won't apologize

rogueinkglitch

How the hell could I possibly explain this post to somebody not on tumblr

peachfromcmbyn

powerbottombrucespringsteen

kaity--did

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

kaity--did

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

kaity--did

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.