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[howtobeafuckinglady]

Ajuma and Awuoi, Alexander McQueen Spring/Summer 2005

[plushviscera]

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[alanspazzaliartist-deactivated2]

Club 54 NYC 

[tainbocuailnge]

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[nowscience-blog]

[my-wanton-self-deactivated20191]

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…

Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!

Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…

Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.

[blackarachnya]

[captain-snark]

i don’t think i’ve ever heard “for sex” as the answer to any “why did it cross the road” joke

[eggpuffs]

i think about this scene all the time

[evilbuildingsblog]

Taipei 101 is THE MOST EVIL building on the planet

[the-smiling-pony]

Look at this fucking Judge Dredd-level shit, god damn.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

This is where the final boss is

[kushblazer666]

it has a gigantic counterweight towards the top to reduce swaying, which is kind of necessary for any very tall building, but its out in public view and painted gold and you can see it like, swinging around

[retroactivebakeries]

#this whips ass youre all just weak

[fall-out-girlboy]

Is it brilliant architecture? Yes. Is it glaringly obvious that this is a supervillain aesthetic? Also yes.

[adoxographist]

Maybe if someone posted a photo of this building not covered in dark fog and shot from an ominous angle, you would see that actually she is very friendly and beautiful.

You could certainly make all buildings look evil given that angle and lighting. Observe this, brother.

[acitywithoutwalls]

All you are proving is that all tall buildings are evil, which we already knew

[maleinstructor]

[kozacy]

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.

“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”

[orbisonblue]

That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen

[utwo]

Greece Monasteries, breathtaking views from high above….

© K. Katopis

[katiebishop]

[texnessa]

“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig

[fileth-fourth]

モモの水道水さんはTwitterを使っています 月面着陸🚀💖

[viviraptor]

a fucking mongus?

[lexingt0n]

AMONGUS

[transmechanicus]

Hi question why do the tits need to be able to see/be seen on the fuckin moon

[the-very-gendered-queen]

So the moon aliens know you’re hot, next question

[virtues-for-sale]

[huffylemon]

tumblr needs a communal salt lick

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[pocketss]

she only plays minecraft and spore

[moroccanproud]

Assilah, Morocco

[astroverted]