i'm here for mcyt but those other dudes are always on some bs đđđđ i'm so sorry you have brain worms for the (however many of them there are) stooges
There is 4 of the stupids and they are a pain in my side
girl in my profile picture most of the time. Mostly outta habit. Theres like 5 percent faith sheâll turn it around but its looking bleak. Sheâs a chillian performative leftist, chronically offline but is the leader of the group. Nick made the channel because heâs a finance major who got a degrees in buisness. All thier views came when they played together so Nick thought it be a good idea to create a group channel. The others are frankly, uninterested. So Nick manages all the merch, activities, events, sponsorships and announcements. Very cute but a very bad finance major. She has diagnosed anxiety and I suspect ocd. Causing nick to have the people pleasing tendencies of a younge tommyinnit but more desperate. Nicks mostly like Tommy, although even more hungry for approval and praise. Seeing Nick fake laugh at a joke is painful because he cannot act. Is so stuffed full of toxic masculinity and make Tommy look well adjusted. This is mostly internalized but gets externalizrd towards feminine people such as vernias and his ex girlfriend. He desperately has been trying to get people to regard him as cool but the fandom regards him as angry issues (cause of both racism of his being Hispanic but also he snaps at the others harshly when slighted even a little) but also is described often as âpuppyâ drives Nick. Absolutely insane but Nick also is afraid to argue with his fanbase so he just pouts and gets a haircut about it. Thats wife! When nicks not pissing me off.
Next is what th fandom call the group leader because thier mostly childrenâs
Brent. âKing of skillâ or what everyone who isent in his direct eyesight call him âhotheadâ
I donât have a good mcyt comparision, he has a lot of the same neurodivergence that technoblade did. Although he has autism instead of adhd. Hes the âking of skillâ cause he gets fixated on somthing and learns every single tip and trick to be the best or optimize whatever thier doing. Like techno with his potatoâs. Also a general disinterest in like whatever people are doing and really only joining the group channel cause he likes his friends. They also both like to say a joke every sentence but Brentâs style of humour is. The same joke over and over and then he laughs very loudly at it. Unlike technoâs dry humour.
Thatâs where the similarities end cause while techno was more of a jokey calm dude who literally worked on merch for his death. Brent fucking hates everything. He hates people (self proclaimed) he hates his fanbase, he hates me, he probably hates whoeverâs reading this. This dude is so fucking angry all the damn time.
He dosent leave the house. He dosent have fucking friends but pc and mela, so he used to sit in the shared discord and then 14 year old would go into qna and be like âhey Brent, can you guys play donkey Kong itâs funnyâ and he would be like âno. Thatâs fucking stupid why would you ask me thatâ. He did that everyday for 2 fucking years. he would go in qna and be mad they asking questions.
Heâs just. Not aware socially so he will yell and insult people and then be very confused they donât wanna talk to him. just a ball of angry and confusion that nobody is reacting to information the same way he is.
Undiagnosed bpd also kick his ass. The other pc memebers are his fp and omg. You can be in HIS discord. And be like âhey Brent your my favorite pcâ and he will respond âyou fucking idiotic pc fan how dare you say Vern is untilligent fuck youâ and then ban you and go on about it for a hour with everyone ignoring him cause heâs insane. if you breathe wrong near the others he will freak out. Then never let it go ever. He will spy on pc fans cause heâs fixated on pc so heâs fixated on them. Itâs insane, kinda like how dream stalks people but not at all not really.
Heâs a lot like tubbo, a lot not. Tubbo in that heâs an openly queer creator, tries to be actually woke when he can figure it out. And heâs a bodybuilder who likes to drink and talk about sex.
I need you to imagine the dumbest person you ever met. No dumber, no not conservative go back up, okay, right there. Yea heâs a mess.
His life is kinda a ao3 authors note come to life. You thought they were lying but you never met vernias. Abused by family, sick his whole life, undiagnosed his whole life, tried to learn to drive and got in a car crash. Broke his back, abused by a roommate. Almost confronted by a stalker, probably 10 others thing from this year alone. Bros just the embodiment of Murphy law.
I donât have a lot to say about him because despite being the luck equivalent to a black cat. I watch him the least and he dosent cause problems like the others. His fits just ass that ainât a crime. If we imprisoning people with assfits ranboo would be in alchatraz.
Compared to the rest however. I think heâs neurotypical and mentally doing okay. He dosent have any of the personality issues the others have. He has irl friends and goes out a lot. Gets invited to a lot of places, He graduated college and is the only one looking for a real job. So despite having the brain capacity of a tin can he is probably mentally doing the best outta all of them. Whitch considering his terrible life is something I do genuinely give him props on.
Needs to work on that sexual sentence every other sentence though that is a tic that needs to be nipped sooner rather then later.
Last. And least. The sophist, or eevee.
What to say about him that ainât already been said,
Ranboos reincarnation, but somehow doing better in life. But not by much.
Diagnosed autistic with suspected ADHD as well as bipolar 11 disorder, extremely religious, conservative and neglectful upbringing. Extremely depressed and passively suicidal. Joined pc because he was a parasocial fan to Brent and did not stop bugging him untill the two became best friends. Actively having a ED rn. (That the other encourage donât get me STARTED) gets depressed every few months and we donât see him for awhile. Throw in active anxiety, dislike of his face, a pretty promenent stutter his parents didnât wanna take him to therapy for so heâs trying now. And about 5 others things.
And we didnât even get into the fact he defended Kirk. Omg I could literally keep going he is SO MUCH. everything somthing fucking new. Usually bad.
Heâs just a big ball of annoyance. I wouldent say heâs pc downfall (if anything Iâd say itâs Brent for freaking out the fandom against fanart) but he just the person I give Blame. I hate centrists and somtimes I remeber his life sucks and I feel bad and the NEXT DAY. He will do some shit. Heâs on a ai kick so now Brent is too cause Brent copies him. Itâs a mess.
A thing about pc that sucks is the same thing about Tommy that sucks. Nobody who calls them out does it for the right reasons and sophist is a great example. Dude has done SO MUCH. So fucking much (nothing dream level or even like. Tommy level now that I think about it.) and you wanna know what people do? Make fun of his stutter and make him anxious on camera. how is that helping. How is that getting him to be better. Is the same thing for Nick, letâs discuss the toxic masculinity and publically blasting a fan for no reason. No no we gotta hate on Nick for being âfeminineâ (and cause heâs brown)
There is a âdisstrackâ on pc made by thier âfriendsâ underdogs and the enterity of Brentâs section is about him being Korean. Brnet has a million and 1 things to make fun of him for and you choose racism? Nick was laughing cause he would suck a finger for any bit of praise from men. Like? All pcs friends suck. But they suck. So what are we doing.
Itâs like Tommyâs, Tommy sucks and jack and Harry suck more. Actively taking Tommy down with them.
Anyway those are my sillies Iâm stuck here forever.
