shallow as a shower

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[screenshotsofdespair]

#screenie #scrot

[catchymemes]

[shittymoviedetails]

Rest In Peace Ridley Scott (6 January 2026) One of the best directors to have lived.

Hope you feel rested when you wake up tomorrow morning

[gothgaymoth]

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

[cryptotheism]

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[londonsboy]

it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts

[junglejim4322]

[konoko]

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[kosmogrl]

[berrystumpytail]

[pointnclick]

“google” alerts on for king arthur. you never know

[ryebreadgf]

movies used to be about real things like robert redford and paul newman looking at each other

[catboyaoi]

do you have any theories

most paranormal things can be explained by trains

mold has a secret use that scientist will figure out soon

everything that will happen has happened and so all and none of your actions matter

i think my cat has a night job

[shortlesbian]

[blackarachnya]

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried