I'm Awkward

Get recked 

[mynotar]

Would you like to buy his wares?

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[helenakey]

The Queen of Denmark drew LoTR fanart 😮😩

[preachelectric]

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

[meangirlnurse]

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

[meangirlnurse]

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right? me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

[meangirlnurse]

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels 

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[yafavmilf]

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

[zackisontumblr]

what a crazy birthday surprise!

[mulkvistish-deactivated20180822]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[manifestingcafe]

I’M SCREAMING

[spookyuselesscucumber]

Am I Tumblr yet?

[spookyuselesscucumber]

You're hella cute babes 😘

Thank you!

[spookyuselesscucumber]

YO YOU'RE REALLY CUTE AND YOUR HAIR IS SUPER NICE ALRIGHT THAT'S ALL BYE (∗∕ ∕•̥̥̥̥∕ω∕•̥̥̥̥∕)

Message me?

[spookyuselesscucumber]

You're actually so fricking cute omg ♥

Thank you!

[spookyuselesscucumber]

You're very pretty

Thank you!

[spookyuselesscucumber]

ah you're absolutely adorable. I would love to get to know you.

Aww thank youuu

[spookyuselesscucumber]

I like your hair :)

Thank you!

[spookyuselesscucumber]

You got kik ?

Nopppeeeee

[spookyuselesscucumber]

So it's been along time since I was one here and this is my face now.

[spookyuselesscucumber]

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