when it’s september so you’re skippin this town to get yoself back to Hogwarts where everything is magicool and totally awesome
happy september first to all the hotties nerds and tools (but mostly the nerds)
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when it’s september so you’re skippin this town to get yoself back to Hogwarts where everything is magicool and totally awesome
happy september first to all the hotties nerds and tools (but mostly the nerds)
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Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder
made this for a discord server i’m on, feel free to use it!
Sweet generalization.
It’s not about whether a character is trans or gay. Gay characters make sense. People have been gay for millennia. Trans however. Not the case. In a high fantasy setting, how in the balls are they going to perform surgery where they change the sex of the character??? It makes no sense at all. They’d have to explain it. And remember, this is high fantasy, Game of Thrones is also in that category. This is a time where they would reach into your body with an object strikingly similar to a salad tossing spoon to yank out a small piece of arrowhead. Pretty sure they hadn’t figured out a surgery as complex as a sex change…
The people complaining that there aren’t enough gay/trans people in stuff like this are just as bad if not moreso than the people who complain about gay/trans people being in stuff like this.
Create your own fantasy world filled with nothing but gay/trans people. Make it so that being heterosexual is the minority. All the power to you. Good luck trying to create it.
You don’t have to have surgery to be transgender. Lots of transgender people don’t. Transgender people, people who identify with the gender not corresponding with their birth sex, have existed before the surgery. And the existence of and recognition of a third sex or dual sex existed in pre-modern times in lots of places are the world. So, for one, your “how in the balls are they going to perform surgery“ question doesn’t actually matter. They don’t need to in order for transgender people to exist. But if they did want to include transgender people who undergo physical changes to reflect their gender/sexual identity, in a HIGH FANTASY world, there’s actually a really easy answer to that:
“How are you going to make someone trans in a fantasy setting full of magic spells, potions, and artifacts?”
shout out to the elixir of sex shift for covering more than just a gender binary.
also lets not forget that in ye old days (aka time of the ancient greeks (aka the bc years)) that people drank the urine of pregnant mares to feminize themselves. like, trans people find a way ;)
…the fucking Sumerians had trans people, brosky.
Sumerians.
They didn’t even have fucking iron, but they had trans women.
Also, just as an aside, but in the Witcher universe, since its like one of the biggest fantasy RPG universes right now, alllll of the sorceresses are implied to have used magic to alter their appearance. Like to the point, if i remember correctly, Yenn was a hunchback before magic bullshit happened.
Sooo, if you honestly cant see trans anything as viable in a fantasy setting, you really just lack imagination.
Oh oh ooooh fuck, oh fu
Instead of choosing Trump, Time Magazine instead chose to make their ‘Person of the Year’ the Silence Breakers: AKA: Women who have come out to speak up against sexual misconduct/assault!
INSTEAD OF CHOOSING TRUMP, TIME MAGAZINE MADE THE ‘PERSON OF THE YEAR’ WOMEN WHO HAVE SPOKE UP AGAINST SEXUAL MISCONDUCT/ASSAULT!
So, literally, the diametrical opposite of the President: Women who tell the truth, when it could have negative effects on their lives and careers.
Boycott To Siri With Love
If you are planning on reading or gifting “To Siri With Love” by Judith Newman, please be aware that the autistic community has called for a boycott. The book is a grotesque invasion of the 13-year old son’s privacy including her cruel observations that imagining him having sex is accompanied by the Benny Hill soundtrack in her head. She plans to acquire power of attorney to have him forcibly sterilized when he is 18 without his consent.
Books having a long shelf life, this tell-all laughing at his struggles with social communication, motor apraxia, etc. may make her a lot of money and has gotten her on the NYT book list, however that book is going to follow him for the rest of his life. It is child abuse in printed format.
i love seeing homestuck posts and not having any fucking clue what they mean or are about . i love and am blessed that i have never even read a single sentence of homestuck
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
merry christmas everyone this post has so many notes that my younger cousins saw it independently of me showing it to them, recognized me from the family photos, and confronted me about it at a family gathering a few years ago
When your depression decides to flare up
Our favorite Tech Analyst is urging everyone to call the Chairman of the FCC to oppose the repeal of Net Neutrality. If you watch Criminal Minds online, enjoy gifs, or use Tumblr, the repeal of Net Neutrality will affect you. Call 1-202-418-100 now if you haven’t already!
is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament
because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life
is that one merman wearing jeans
means (mermaid jeans)
A JERMAID
Merry jhristmas
@more-aoe
The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.
Other highlights of their merchandise:
They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.
President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard
President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad jokes, so he was joined at the pardon by his adorable two nephews! President Obama is clearly letting his full nerd hang out now. (Yes he cran!) The full video of jokes is truly worth the click.
Gifs: whitehouse.gov
WATCH THE VIDEO
Sorry not sorry for disappearing, I haven't had the attention span for tumblr lately. Just popping back to ask if y'all have any discord server recommendations? I'm interested in joining a couple more. Thanks for any messages you might send ♡
some lesser known small cat species
the kodkod
the flat headed cat
the pampas cat
the andean mountain cat
the jaguarundi
having a really shitty morning:
my cat woke up me at 6am by throwing up loudly on my bedroom rug among other things
my isp is mad at us so we probably have to get a vpn whatever that is
i forgot to wear my glasses which isn’t a huge deal but my eyes are going to get tired. more of an insult to injury situation.
work is full of high schoolers who are probably going to be a real pain in the ass
today needs to be over already
Here it is: Best stuff first
Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good.
Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top.
It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.
Thanks! ✌️
Thanks for the warning so I can turn this right off.
what kinda bullshit oh my god