there’s evil spirits in my google

pfp & header by beaxmice!!

[geeses]

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

[ancnome]

hi. alive. been busy adjusting to life in florida with my fiancee. also i've been consumed by umamusume. likely going to disappear again. wish i could give out socmed where im more active but, well, im not lol

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[punkprophets]

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[dorothylarouge]

[pukicho]

Back in the past this blog was run by another person who happened to be me but much worse.

[dogpuppy]

[heated-blanket]

[melodicwriter]

FINDING THE MOST DEVASTATING SONG FOR YOUR OC

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[ancnome]

alive. been busy planning to move states again. spending most of my free time playing umamusume. check in sparsely.

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[shoe109]

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

[depsidase]

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Im not allowed to do anything

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch