Just a thirsty lesbian with ADHD

I'm 31 and somehow have returned to this hellsite. I still cannot shut up about Irene Adler. Swear I have a real life, but I’m letting myself Be Cringe On The Internet. AlyssHarte on AO3. She/Her.

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Behold my cursed ‘why I ship Irene/Molly’ PowerPoint 🤡

Is this embarrassing? Yes. Did I have fun making it? Absolutely.

Use the link to see the full version with GIFs—I maxed out the number of images I can include in one post...

Full version available here. Believe it or not, I had to skip a bunch of slides... Warning of NSFW fan art on slide 55.

I also (clown car honking noises) have two AO3 fics about this ship, so... Here's the angst/romance/smut longfic, and here's the shorter, purely smut one. ✨

[epiphainie]

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

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Bella/Conrad | That Iron Taste | Complete ✅

I finally posted the epilogue, so that’s a wrap! This story took a lot out of me to write, but I’m proud of it.

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Summary: Twenty-year-old Bella, ambitious and naive, thinks she’s hit the jackpot in securing the attention of wealthy businessman Conrad Harrigan—but the more she finds out about his dangerous world, the more she realises she’ll never be able to leave.

A canon-compliant prequel to season one of MobLand, exploring how Conrad and Bella met, and what that relationship might have looked like.

Rating: Explicit

Words: 64k

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Happy Pride from your local walking lesbian flag

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Microdosing fame by regularly having people approach me at BDSM events in my city because they recognized me from FetLife and wanted to meet me 💀

Ya girl is not used to attention

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

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I'm a little bit sorry for posting this on tumblr dot gov but I have to share this because half my followers are fellow Irene Adler devotees and the hair turned out so well???

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I'm scaring myself with how much I look like Irene in one photo I took for my dominatrix work yesterday, I'm about to be insufferable

[shnehollander]

when the sex is a character analysis

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You know what else is really weird, I took “Adler” as my kink scene name without much thought because I didn’t anticipate doing professional dominatrix work. But it stuck, so my clients and many people only know me by that name now. My girlfriend’s collar has an “A” on it. I’m so used to hearing it that I sometimes forget it’s an Irene reference. I stole her name 🤪

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Can’t wait until the last of my surgery healing and moving apartments is done so I can go back to what really matters — stepping on men in stilettos and being thanked for it

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I have been through multiple severely traumatizing events in the past few weeks including projectile vomiting blood and I will be processing them for a long time, but here I am—fretting about mustering the energy to finish writing the last chapter of my fanfic.

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Surgery recovery is brutal so far (I'm only two days post-op) but I can finally make this damn joke in earnest: I'm a lesbian with a TITANIUM JAW. 🤩

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Well my Valentine’s Day performance with two other dominatrices and one lucky sub on a literal stage at the BDSM club was so wild that a manager said he’d never seen anyone do that and bought us all drinks. People applauded. 😶

I feel so powerful and vibrant today.

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A fellow dominatrix gave me an Irene Adler themed birthday card and this part of the note inside will be plastered on the inside of my eyelids forevermore:

You wear your power with grace, your wit like a blade, and your desire like a crown.

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Sorry, Gentlemen [Yet Another Irene/Molly Installment]

It's almost Valentine’s Day, sooo! 💖 💋

Summary: Irene convinces an incredibly nervous Molly to visit a sex club under one strict rule: no touching—not even each other. Irene only wants to dangle her in front of others like “a delicious little treat”.

This is a follow-up to another fic, but can be read on its own.

Words: 5,234 Fandom: BBC Sherlock Pairing: Irene Adler/Molly Hooper Rating: Explicit (no archive warnings apply)

[valend]

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3