Queen Harley

indie Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad (mun's interpretation) written by Eevee mun and muse both 18+ NSFW possible please read the rules before interaction UNDERCONSTRUCTION

[rpfunstuff]

Send me “wet dream” for my muse’s reaction to yours moaning their name in yours sleep.

[harvxllx]

hey guys, I’m really sorry I’ve had such an extended absence. And that I didn’t even warn you. I’m terrible and I’m really really sorry. 

live has sucked so hard this year, but hopefully I’ll be able to get back into rping here. 

ily guys so much I’m so sorry

[dohertyinc-archive-blog]

better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

my roommate is your ex, and your roommate is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we’re pissed off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didnt really know each other before now

[1985panties-deactivated20160426]

tell me why u follow me on anon

[lostinmysticfalls]

I’m like his mother.  I have to keep him in check. (x)

[mistergods]

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Sleep Deprivation Sentence Starters

Requested by Anonymous

“When was the last time you slept?” 

“What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…” 

“…What was I doing?” 

“What are you doing?” 

“Did you see that? No?” 

“I haven’t slept in almost __ days.” 

“You look absolutely terrible.” 

“I’m so exhausted I don’t feel tired anymore.” 

“I don’t think I can stand up without things spinning.” 

“You need to go to bed.” 

“I can’t sleep.” 

“You aren’t making any sense.” 

“…What?” 

🏨+ Add your own!

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

Grimes photographed by Simon Eeles for Oyster Magazine

[spoopqueenharley]

“How did you find that?”

@thedoctornumber11

meme || accepting

23. A hundred dollar bill

“I dunno, I was just kinda checkin’ out a closet and it was on the floor.”

[spoopqueenharley]

“What’s that?”

@thedoctornumber11​

meme || accepting

44. A box of money.

Harley had, in both hands, an old Adidas shoe box. She placed it on her coffee table, and flipped off the lid. Inside, underneath the paper which would have covered the shoes, was stacks of cash, all in solid bills. 

“Box o’ cash. Almost forgot all about it.” The blonde began stuffing money into her bra, her pockets, her little sparkly purse that she’d been carrying today. 

[dennys]

You should have chicken nuggets

not only do we have them but they are shaped like dinosaurs

[spoopqueenharley]

When I was a kid I wanted to be an assassin. Not much has changed.

[silentevilx-deactivated20160627]

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

does that give you your answer

[manafromheaven]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

[ask-gangrel]

Put 'Spitting Teeth' in my askbox for my muses reaction to yours punching them in the face

[razorsharpandreadytoplay]

dude

dude

[diabvlical]

Kiss meme!

Send me a 🆓 + my muse/your muse, and I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-23 for one of the following kisses!

An accidental kiss on the lips

A kiss on the nose/eyelids/forehead

A kiss due to Spin the bottle/Truth or Dare

A sleepy, good morning kiss

A spontaneous passionate kiss

An aggressive kiss spurred by agitation/anger

A soft, gentle kiss filled with emotions that can’t be formed into words

A needy kiss for attention on the lips/cheek/neck/etc

A series of quick kisses while getting ready

A half-assed kiss on whatever part of the body my muse is cuddled against, because your muse’s face is way too far and my muse is way too lazy to reach

A short kiss that’s broken up by laughter

A sad, heart wrenching kiss as a last farewell

A ‘get better’ kiss that might or might not be on an open wound

A totally clichè kiss to bring your muse back from losing his or herself

A ‘true love’s’ kiss that doesn’t bring anyone back to life/change them into a human/wake them up from eternal sleep, but it does reveal both muse’s true feelings for each other

A ‘life or death’ kiss during cpr while having your muse’s ribs/sternum possibly broken

A grumpy kiss from my muse that might warrant a second or even third kiss to make them 'feel better’

A kiss from my obviously sick muse after complaining for a long time

a 'pick-me-up’ kiss after a particularly rough day

A nervous kiss that might involve a lot of stammering beforehand/flustered reassurances

A spontaneous 'victory’ kiss where my muse randomly kisses your muse in a crowd of people

An interrupted kiss by none other than my muse’s pet

A one-sided kiss where my muse doesn’t respond back right away

[emerald-imperial]

[arpmemething2]

Send “What’s that?” and I’ll use a random number generator for my muse to tell your muse what they found in my muse’s closet... Or send “How did you find that?” and my muse will react to finding a randomly decided item in your muse’s closet...

A random number generator can be found here.  Some of these are nsfw.  Numbers go from 1-50.

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[lost-prince-of-corona]

Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.

I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).