I Said Im A Homosexual Having A Panic Attack

She/They - 26 - 80HDs

[real-horse-facts]

horses made me transgender

[real-horse-facts]

Story time to explain this

-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men

-like “bite your face off” levels of hate

-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means

-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you

-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo

-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist

-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there

-“ha ha weird”

-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense

and that’s how I realized I was a girl

[professorsparklepants]

#afbh #assigned female by horse (via @chucktaylorupset)

[lacefuneral]

so THIS is what a "horse girl" is

[toads-treasures]

I’m reading Legends and Lattes by Travis Baldtree and I was a little skeptical going in, but honestly I’m having a good time reading it and I could go on about how it’s actually well written and the pacing is very good and there’s still interesting tension and a story line but THERE IS A LITTLE MOUSE??? WHO IS A BAKER?! AND HIS NAME IS THIMBLE?!?!

THIMBLE!!!! A LITTLE BAKER MOUSE NAMED THIMBLE!!!

THIMBLE! AND HE BAKES AND WEARS AN APRON!!! IF YOU EVEN CARE!!

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[hoothalcyon]

my favourite tweet ever

[islanddads]

i would like to add:

[callthefruitsquad]

There are few men, real or fictional, that I love more than Arthur Franklin Parnassus

[waywarder]

I just love that we get Arthur Parnassus as the all-time queer kind, patient, flawed-but-working-on-himself-and-acknowledging-his-own-worthiness phoenix mentor whom the youth need and deserve.

Fuck off FOREVER, Albus Dumbledore.

[walmart-the-official]

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

[bleu-guacamole]

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

[walmart-the-official]

:0

Thank you!

[fightclubrat]

reason's to watch kaos:

queers everywhere

the furies are butches that ride motorcycles

the fates are genderqueering it up in a sexy little dive bar in the desert

eurydice and orpheus tale but eurydice is sick of orpheus and about to break up with him before she's sent to the underworld. except she can't pass over because orpheus also took her gold coin to keep her in place so he can rescue her. cue eurydice growing more bitter about him.

disabled daedalus

trans amazonian stories

dionysus is there getting rawed by cute boys in bars

prometheus and charon are boy toys together

billie piper as cassandra

zeus and poseidon torture human beings for fun. it's a pass time of theirs.

hades is a sleepy old man who can barely keep his head up and pesephone is a hot babe secretly in charge of the underworld. she's hades backbone.

zeus has a house full of pretty boys in tiny shorts that he kills for sport and they never complain :)

poseidon's huge bulge on display at all times

hera is as much a prisoner to zeus as zeus is a prisoner to her and they keep esch other like prison wardens

[madzilla84]

Prometheus & Charon | Kaos (2024)

[halles-comet]

this is the greatest modern greek myth adaptation i've ever seen and yes i'm including percy jackson

[isabelopaque]

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

[anxietyproblem]

[victusinveritas]

[everythingfox]

Hide and seek master

[cricketcat9]

Excellent hiding skills

[nicostiel]

#relatable

[boyorgirlor]

[mywinterivy]

Bitches be like “I’m fine” then Hozier comes on and they scream “We tried the world, GOOD GOD, IT WASN’T FOR US!” It’s me I’m bitches