beautiful nightmare**

dorothea payne. 24. grad student. 

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Ajax: HAHA you can already be treated like a goddess, you just have to be hot and great at shots. And does healing powers cheat death itself? O: because that's wild!

Ajax: BOOOO you're saying goodbye to the best gift, life!

Ajax: Lmao nobody's going to think that, Dor! Everyone knows you're like a little sister to me!

Dor: Then why aren't I treated like one? I'm fucking hot and no one can do shots like I can. I don't know. I think not because then what would I have to be afraid of?

Dor: Is it the best gift? I always thought tacos were the best gift. I love a good taco.

Dor: Thank god. I don't need the gossip mill making some gross accusations

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Jenna Coleman para la campaña Red Nose Day

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Ajax: Healing would be dope! You'd be a real asset to frat parties if you had that power lol not just because drunk guys get hurt like way more often but because - well, it depends, do you think healing powers could cure hangovers? Because I bet they could!

Ajax: Uh, why should you be offended? You're the one worried you wouldn't be able to keep up, you could get a personally tailored work-out for free! That's a gift!

Ajax: They'd know better than I do, though! I've never cuddled myself!

Dor: RIGHT? I'd be treated like a goddess. Not to mention like go ahead hades, strike me, I can just heal. Bam bam!!!!! Oh for sure itd heal hangovers.

Dor: Hey, just letting you know, for my birthday I would like drawing utensils or new clothes NOT a gym membership ok???

Dor: yeah but then they're gonna think I'm asking because /I/ want to cuddle you

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Ajax: Ooooookay, I don't have godly power either, none of us do! It's just like a game! Like where you say what your power WOULD be, if you had one! You know, like what superhero you'd be or what color your soul is or whatever.

Ajax: I know how to set the pace for beginners! I've done it many times!

Ajax: I cuddle amazingly. You can ask any of my wonderful sex partners who also like cuddling, which is most of them, weirdly. Haven't crushed anybody yet!

Ajax: And okay! Sounds like a boring use of time lol. Darts on its own is fun though!

Dor: Ohhhhhh if I could have a power then I think it'd be the power to heal. Be it myself or other people. Think of how cool that'd be! You'd be like bam! bam! now you aren't bleeding anymore. Buy me a drink :)

Dor: I feel like I should be offended at that but I am completely thankful for you and your ability to slow the fuck down

Dor: I would rather not ask your string of partners what thats like. No thank you!

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claudine-frollo‌:

“Nothing wrong with being spontaneous sometimes! Even science has its unpredictable moments.” It was almost like that was how Claudine justified anything. As long as there was some science behind it, she could cope with it. But the idea of dressing up seemed like the last thing she wanted to be a part of. “Wait- Oh, no no, not me. We can find something for you though!” She scratched her head, thinking about the progress she was making with her classes. “Classes are going great. I’ve gotten ahead in a few classes already.”

“Well you’ve never met Hades. That man has a plan for everything. Spontaneity was frowned upon in his confines. Thankfully my dads didn’t give much of a shit and actually found such a thing fun.” She was lucky to have her dads. They may not have been able to stand up to Hades but they did protect her against him. She was the one thing they would never let Hades touch. “Why not you? Come on. Don’t you want to get all dressed up?” Dorothea asked, stunned. “Really? I’m jealous. I feel like I’m always behind in mine but such is the life of a grad student.”

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Ajax: That's not good!

Ajax: I doubt it, that's not much of a godly power LOL. I hope that's not yours anyway. It would be super lame, no offense!

Ajax: All you have to do is work out with meeeeeee and ta-da, noodle arms would be a thing of the past!

Ajax: Maybe working out is MY godly power lol Imma strongboy :-P Don't "I guess" me, you know me being strong is cool! And eh, why not? I'll be over soon. What are you up to anyway?

Dor: I don't have a godly power unfortunately. Seeing as how I was taken by my dads. I dont know what I am. It's always been sort of weird. I might be a demi god, I might be full mortal. No one knows.

Dor: Yes but I also might just die if I work out with you. I have the stamina of a gold fish!

Dor: Strongboy? Thats cute. As for liking you being strong... how do you cuddle? Like what if you roll over on top of them? Your muscles could hurt someone as tiny as me! Dor: Nothing at all. I was throwing darts at a photo of hades. Dont tell my dads lol

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cosmopapadakis‌:

Not. Definitely not, since there you go, proving you think you know anything about me when you don’t. I think my mother’s realm is ridiculous; you can’t prove with logic, and half the time she’s just abusing it to make fools of people. Why does anyone subject themselves to it? There are better ways to live.

So you have no Valentines day plans is what I’m gathering from this conversation.

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💬 Ivy

“Charming, charismatic, and I’m learning that there’s even more to her than that. I’m living vicariously through her currently when it comes to all things summer vacation. I want to say I’m jealous of her but that’d be a lie. I’m jealous of everyone else who gets to be close with her and understand her. I’m jealous of those who know how to talk and work like a normal human being. When we talk, I always feel like a bloody idiot and like she’ll walk away at any minute.” @ivynotpoison

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💬 Ajax

“Wonderboy Junior. Besides never letting me eat ice cream around him, I like that boy a whole darn lot. He’s a great friend to have around. I have to say, I was nervous about how he’d treat me seeing as how my dads were sort of involved in a plot to hurt his dad but he’s a very forgiving person. Some might say that it’s a weakness but, to me, I think it’s one of his many strengths. He has so many great qualities about him. I’m lucky he has given me a chance to be his friend and annoy the ever living shit out of him.” @ajaxapostolos

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💬 Finn

“An interesting kid. I know I say that about a lot of people. I’m just fascinated by his connection with Hades’ kids. I don’t have the best track record with Kostas but I think Kalika is fine. Finn isn’t someone I’ve sat down and had a chat with but if he ever wanted to, I wouldn’t say no. He seems standoffish, though, so he might not ever talk to me and I can learn to accept that.” @finnbecker

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💬 Cosmo

“I constantly embarrass myself in front of him and, yet, here I am still willing to be around him. I don’t know why but I want him to think more of me than the others do and then I go and open my mouth and sound like a bloody idiot. I blame my dads for being nervous wrecks themselves but, truly, I have no idea how to talk to him and I’m sure he wants nothing more to do with me. He seems brilliant, though. I want to know so much about his life, about his past, and what I didn’t get to have but it feels wrong to ask him.” @cosmopapadakis​

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Ajax: Five cups?! Jeez, are you going for a world record or something lmao

Ajax: Sugar is just like one of the problems with coffee! Caffeine raises heart rate and blood pressure and can even cause damage to your muscles, like? Just say no lol

Ajax: So much coffee might be the reason you hardly sleep, js. It totally fucks with sleep cycles. But me, I'm just at the gym as usual. Finished my reps and about to reward myself with a caffiene-free smoothie. After that I'll probably run home and go to sleep. A good workout before bedtime knocks you right out, btw. Then you won't need the devil's bean juice to keep you up during the day.

Dor: I literally don't even feel it anymore.

Dor: Maybe that's my godly power. Can consume insane amounts of caffeine and not be affected!

Dor: I have noodle arms and have accepted my noodle arms so don't talk about my damaged muscles ok? It hurts my noodle armed feelings!!

Dor: Ugh gross. How do you manage to work out so much? I'm on a full no exercise routine and it works great. Then again, you also have that whole 'wonderboy' look you have to keep up so I get it... I guess. If you have time you should come hang out. I'm bored as hell

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cosmopapadakis‌:

Why would I waste my energy trying to trick you when your statements about “my father” make it apparently that you’re so very stupid to begin with? 

Harsh. Believe it or not, I actually have a very high IQ. Anyway, you’re right. I never knew your father. I just assume most people here have daddy issues. Let’s move on, shall we? Son of the love goddess, you ready for Valentines day? Or are you not a fan seeing as how it’s more of an Eros celebration day. 

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Ajax: LOL. And uh that depends, do you want like a science answer or an Ajax answer?

Ajax: Because science says the average is 2 and 1/2 cups a day so maybe more than that?

Ajax: But I says that any coffee is an addition, because it's an addictive thing! Plus it's also just, like, super bad for you lmao. But that's the hard-ass sports guy in me talking. I'd personally never touch the stuff.

Dor: I have decided I will neither listen to you or science and continue on with my five cups a day.

Dor: I mean I don't put sugar in it!! Thats not bad right?

Dor: also since I hardly sleep its the only way I get through classes. What are you up to?

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dor: how many coffees does it take in a day to count as a caffeine addiction?

dor: asking for a friend who is definitely and most certainly me

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claudine-frollo‌:

Claudine chuckled at her response, nodding her head. If there was any reason to go shopping it’s just simply because you have the means to do it. “Sounds like good enough a reason to me.”

“I’m glad you aren’t arguing because that’s literally the only reason I had.” Dorothea laughed, her head falling back from the force. She really shouldn’t be spending her money so freely but she’d been on such a tight budget that she deserved a day to let loose! “We’re gonna get you something hot and go out to the bar. Party it up as spring break draws nearer. How are your classes?”

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ivynotpoison‌:

I have excitement if there were two of me. I have enough excitement for my sister & I. Not for you & I. You get your own excitement train. Nope, no clue, but that’s the beauty of it.

Then there’s no excitement whatsoever. I didn’t have enough coffee today for that. So you’re just going to wander wherever you may? Got to say I’m jealous. Anywhere you’ve always wanted to go?