No time for losers

AJAX APOSTOLOS. 23. Son of Hercules and Meg, grandson to Zeus, brother to Herkie. Pretty good at a bunch of different sports, but who's counting aside from the scouts? Fan of lifting stuff. Adventurer. Allergic to shirts. Chances are good that no matter where I am, I'm working up a sweat somehow ;) And since everyone always asks, I'm 6'5.

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text ♘ nojax

Noa: So I'm thinking of increasing my ankle weights a little bit for running.... how much do you think is overkill?

Ajax: I guess that depends on how much you're handling now, my dude!

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text ★ lijax

Liam: You'll never believe what I just found!!! We're a meme!!!

Liam: [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/07/c1/8507c18959e84ad98157f2a3b4c309da.jpg]

Liam: You know it is, too don't even fight me on it lol

Ajax: HAHA its only us if you're Liam 😂

Ajax: 😮😮😮

Ajax: IF WE WERE 1D YOU WOULD SO BE THE LIAM OMG

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TEXT ✉️⊙ BLAJAX

Blake: She coulda wanted a pic as a keepsake for later! Or if nothing else I bet she'd have fun sending and getting pics while she's in class, sounds like a fun challenge :-p

Blake: Yeah, but you've generally got an idea of if a boob's worth seeing in person or not from a pic, right? I don't know, I'm obviously not a boob guy :-p

Ajax: Its a challenge, really? I send dick pics during rando times all the time lol as evidence by, you know, the start of our conversation this go around 😂

Ajax: Dude, no! You don't know how good a boob is until you see it the way it was meant to be seen, in all three dimensions. I guess dicks might be the same? I don't know, I'm obviously not much of a dick guy :-P

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TEXT ✉️⊙ BLAJAX

Blake: RECREATIONAL PURPOSES STILL COULD HAVE BEEN FOR ANDY, I DON'T KNOW WHO'S ON HER LIST THESE DAYS.

Blake: Nah, although not a bad idea, right? Like, first interview through dick pics so they can make THEIR dick picks, then you get to come in and show off your moves after they know if you're packing or not.

Ajax: Already been there and done that, my dude! She's more the kind to get it in person than in pics anyway type of gal from what I gather lol

Ajax: Its not the best idea, but that's because that's sooooo not how I'd do it in my world. Getting tons of boob pics isn't the same as seeing them in person and in action, and that's what the bachelor night is all about! In person and in action lol.

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↳INSTAROYAL@AJAXAPOSTOLOS UPLOADED A NEW PIC!

I don’t know why they wouldn’t let me wear my pajamas to school, I added pants and everything! #spiritweek

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TEXT ✉️♘ INJAX

Ingrid: Okay, seriously! If I were allowed to host a naked yoga class like I want to, what move would even be 'too sexual to be allowed'??? Like, aside from downward dog, I KNOW everyone would veto that, but the rest of them are harmless!

Ajax: I am the seriously wrong person to ask HAHA because I don't think any position is inherently sexual tbh. The naked body is just a body, I think. A naked yoga class would be a great idea for making people realize that there's nothing too weird or harmful about being ourselves around people.

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kalasinambrosius‌:

When you see her side-profile though, it’s amazing! The three buns are so fun. Except in the second movie she transferred to that like half-ponytail look which was very attainable but also a little basic. It’s okay! I don’t disagree that it’s fun, it just didn’t steal my heart the way some other things did. My MCU guilty pleasure film is Ant-Man, to be honest.

I think it’s dope that they have signature hairstyles for fans to do; it’s almost a shame guys can’t normally do that but eh, I wouldn’t grow out my hair for any fandom. It gets too hot when I exercise to ever go back to longer hair. Ant-Man? I don’t think I even watched that one. Was it good?

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TEXT ✉️✿ SUMJAX

Summer: I wanted to be an elite gymnast at first so I was in the gym five days a week! Not the same but the material of the outfit was so I was trying to feel for it. Maybe superheroes just use their superpowers to make their supersuits not so sticky lol, I wish I had an Edna Mode to consult on this. Really? I love high-fiving, it's such a good form of touching as long as kids don't abuse it and try to slap hard enough to hurt on purpose!

Ajax: That's so dope! Why'd you stop trying to be an elite gymnast? Certain heroes have powers that seem like they'd make super suits more comfy but maybe it is just up to the person who makes the suits! The suit maker wields all the power! I love high-fiving so much I would sing a song about it lol. Kids do that? Wild. Its so cute that kids are like the same as we were when we were their age, I remember young kids being slappy for fun back then too.

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TEXT ✉️⊙ BLAJAX

Blake: BRO! Are you trying to audition to be the stripper at my bachelor party? Because your dick pics are supposed to go to MK and Andy, not me! They're my planners.

Ajax: WOAAAAAAAAAH

Ajax: Sorry, dude! Those weren't meant to go to you OR MK and Andy lol they were uh of the recreational purposes.

Ajax: You're really auditioning strippers via picture? Not that I'd try out for the job or anything lol but if I did, I'd want to try out in person. You gotta see if their dancing is any good!

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theomedici‌:

When you start mixing them together? Weird as you want, my man. And I’m counting pickle juice as a condiment.

That's a good place to start! I love pickle juice. Aw man, I'm already excited.

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text ✉& aljax

Aileen: LOL you could send Andy to do your research for you instead, you big baby :-p Umm... Abigail? Adelaide? Ava? Avery? Audrey? Arden? Artie? If we start counting last names, Atua? He'd probably want to be on the team lol.

Aileen: I mean, how would I get firm butt muscles if I wasn't doing anything??

Ajax: Just because she's on the team doesn't mean she's my minion lol I haven't asked her about it or even told her she's on the A Team! Can't test the people who are taken or the babies or the dudes, so maybe I'll try for Ava and Avery and see what's up. Wanna test Artie? *Should* last names count??

Ajax: :( I guess no piggy backs for you ever then, sorry!

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TEXT ✉️ツ EMJAX

Emmett: I think the phrase if fight or flight lol. Although if you were gonna like, fly me away with superpowers or some shit maybe I WOULD take my chances and say I wanted to bone your mom, just to see what it's like up in the air like that. Yeah, from president to president, you don't suck dude.

Ajax: Is that the phrase? Because it isn't for me, man lol. I can't fly at all so I can't do that but I'm real good at fighting when I have to ::-P HAHA dude! If I had super powers, you'd just have to ask and I'd fly you up, man! You don't suck either but you catch more flies with sugar than you do with talking about their moms lol.

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liamdubcis‌:

I’m not exactly doing it for the credit, though. I just want the kids who might not have this stuff readily available elsewhere to have access to it, you know? I’ll tell you what, though. This has really got me thinking how little time we got left here.

What do you mean ‘how little time we got left’? We have as much time as we want! There’s always a place for us at ASU, right? Not that we’d wanna stay forever, but we could.

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liamdubcis‌:

If we didn’t have professional equipment in the gym, my ass wouldn’t be going to the gym. And the music kids deserve the upgrade just as much as the body builders. They work hard, and some of them want to perform for a living. They’ll be able to record quality albums now and hopefully make it big.

Exactly! You're doing the music kids a huge solid. You're like their dad or fairy god father! Or both.

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kalasinambrosius‌:

It is long enough, yeah! I’ve done it Rey-like before, with the three little buns in the back, but I bet I could manage to do the Leia look if I ever tried. I’ve seen the Yoda ones! But I didn’t get one because Groot was cuter, and I don’t even like Guardians of the Galaxy like that so my backpack quest was cancelled. 

I honestly keep forgetting what the new girl's hair looks like because its behind her head? I guess I just assume it looks like a ponytail. Aw, Groot is adorable, that's not a fair comparison, backpack-wise. Why don't you like Guardian, though? I thought it was pretty fun! I liked the music, Gamora is hot, and Starlord is awesome!

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TEXT ✉️✿ SUMJAX

Summer: Maybe! But when I was little I would do gymnastics sometimes and when the leotard got sweaty it was always sticky and hard to get off, no matter how many times I'd done it! Sort of like a wet bathing suit, almost. LOL this feels like a time where I should high five you and celebrate us both having like superior bladders, is that weird?

Ajax: Yeah but how often did you do gymnastics? Because heroes have to hero every day, don't they? That's why they wear it under their clothes lol. And dude, no, not weird at all! I would love to high five over that, high fiving is one of my favorite things to do EVER. I do it after everything awesome!

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theomedici‌:

I mean, people think brussel sprouts are nasty, so sure. We can do the nasty vegetable test with you, but maybe on your cheat day so you won’t freak if I put weird ass condiments on everything.

Aw man, I love brussel sprouts, I'm so down! And I'm game for a weird condiment cheat day, that sounds fun. Besides, how weird can condiments get?