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i identify as a mess • they/them/mayhem

[spoopynaturalbrainrot]

I'm not putting my age but I read hockey fanfic on geocities 🤷‍♂️🪦👻

[kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou]

[boba-thot]

not enough, start kissing each other with tongue

[cryptidfuckery]

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[pharmabastard]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[to2llynottoby]

[cazluvsu]

happy pride to every professional athlete in love with their teammate

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[shastrae]

can someone tell him he doesn't have to look like a disney princess going to war all the time ? yeah thanks cause im kinda losing it over here

[m4waru]

is this anything

[kyumo-02]

boring ass road trip

[ashipwreckcoast]

“Racist, sexist, and homophomic [?] language has no place on our team.”- Travis Konecny, Philadelphia Flyers

[sidfrogsby]

please god take all his suffering and give it to literally ANYONE else

[scarycountry]

mack goes to the stanley pup and just ruins the vibes by spending the whole event like “these puppies don’t even know they’re playing a game rn. there’s no pressure they’re just having fun. everyone is going to love them no matter if they win or lose. and what have they done to deserve this carefree life?”

[scarycountry]

“fuck you fuck you fuck you that should be me” -macklin celebrini when the stanley pup trophy is presented to the best puppy

[thatshockeybaby23]

The teams out of playoffs on getting eliminated

Kings: okay valid. We have a retirement party at 4 anyways.

Stars: okay so that sucked. A lot. But the wild was pretty good and we always have next yr!

Wild: we will never win anything in Minnesota. We're cursed. at least we beat dallas and Colorado is the best team in the league.

Colorado: i.... i don't want to talk about it. I'm printing off mental health crisis paperwork for Natedogg rn. Do you want a copy?

Ducks: at least we beat the oilers and put up a better fight than those guys. Quack quack.

Oilers: okay so no gold... and no cup.... we have Mcdavid on a 24 hr watch rn

Utah: we made playoffs!! Is this our week to bring snacks?

Ottawa: we went to overtime tho. Those dont count as points? We were not aware.

Boston: who are these guys?? The sabres weren't a team before. I've never heard of them. They've been there for yrs?

Tampa: Dobes... wtf is that guy on??

Buffalo: Dobes.... wtf is that guy on???

Montreal: tabernak, we have to shoot to win?? Can Dobes do that too?

Penguins: gritty... he's fucking everywhere. We're sending Sid to Switzerland rn

Flyers: hey, hey, one thing, fuck you penguins! Alright I'm out

Meanwhile waiting for playoffs

Vegas:

Carolina:

[distant-screaming]

the 'you're never escaping the sound of the woman that loves you' meme is so funny to me specifically when thinking about it in terms of like, hockey duos. can't have a drai interview without bringing up davo even if they're not playing together or whatever. especially when they bring it up themselves. geno literally no one was asking you about sid

[whoredeleau]

denver barkey looks here to stay