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I'm not putting my age but I read hockey fanfic on geocities 🤷‍♂️🪦👻

sorry but i REFUSE to believe there is a homo sapien inside of that gritty costume. as far as i’m concerned gritty is his own entity/species

teex

what if we entered the league together when there was a plague upon the earth and ran out our entry level contracts on a team going nowhere that fired their GM then let the new GM torture us extensively before agreeing to matching three-year contracts and then i was traded from you but by the time those three years were up we were reunited across the country and eagerly signing up for four more years together

and we were both boys

cornerstorebitch

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

washedupkam

BR OpenIce is rpf-ing on main

washedupkam

TREVOR PLEASEEEEEE

maxz-b

i want to fuck the human being in the gritty costume

redstonedust

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

queer-stilinski

insp. [gif source]

burger3316271

Drew WSH with short hair today ,and yes, the little bunny is also WSH

pseudini

lillian-nator001

i do think even if nathan mackinnon has sidney crosby he is incredibly jealous of malkin.

he's a freak about crosby fr, a little hero worship goes a long way, and he cannot believe out of every man crosby has chosen him. him the little kid at the parade who probably really wasn't cool about it when they first met, but Sid immediately latched onto him. laughed at jokes that weren't funny, smiled every time he saw Nate.

He invited Nate to do things, made it clear he wanted the kid around.

he's been insecure of malkin since he became friends with sid. there'd always be another guy who's known sid longer, gets him for the whole season, makes him laugh just as hard.

but malkin isn't pinned at the top of sid's messages, he doesn't get a call once a week during the off season the way nate does during the season, he doesn't share a hotel room with sid when they travel together.

nate makes everything into a competition in his head. sid, despite what you may think, does nothing to stop this. he likes his psychotic man the way he is. how possessive nate is of sid keeps sid from feeling any sort of insecurity about their age gap.

washedupkam

months and years of childhood memories in my brain replaced with trevor zegras lore <3

2dai4

when z went on that podcast and said jamie was getting chubby just lazing around in their apartment on ir. looking like that country music guy luke combs. laughing laughing laughing.

dude he wanted to fuck him so bad

cynids

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade