#localqueer

Jamie,they/he, 30s

[thisnonbinaryrunsoncoffee]

hi my name is Jamie (they/he)

big hockey guy (born and raised yinzer), this is my only blog so you get to suffer all my interests with me.

please block pens lb, pwhl lb, WBS lb and nailers lb if you don’t want to hear me yap about hockey for months on end.

also! if you have any questions about hockey at all, even if you think it’s beyond stupid, i’m always happy to explain! just shoot me a message, i love talking about hockey.

Bug The Cat below the cut if you wanna see his perfect lil face

[yabagofmilfs]

https://rg.org/news/hockey/malkin-ready-to-play-until-45-if-crosby-signs-eight-year-contract

New geno interview where he talks abt sid 😌(and also retirement)

hey g, what if i cried forever.

[mudaship3]

Happy fucking pride Jonathan was murdered for being queer AND native It was a hate crime His death wasn’t by natural causes Jonathan Joss being queer and also native is a big thing as to why he was targeted in a hate crime That’s being left out of this conversation by non natives esp white non natives right now We know why They erasing that part of this During pride and indigenous month no less too His queerness and being indigenous are linked in this

“Why was he living in Texas In the South We didn’t he move to a blue state?” He was a Comanche Native in Texas He was already fucking home I know what white people are doing in posts like these But natives queer people Black people disabled people and people of color also live in the fucking south Where is that meme about white people acting like the north doesn’t also have bigotry cuz they have pizza ovens Happy fucking pride Remember that bipoc and qtipoc exist

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[depsidase]

[pornsickness]

saw something on twitter that was like "NO child in their RIGHT MIND would EVER continuously seek out ADULT CONTENT" which is like. 1. factually incorrect and 2. implying that children that seek out adult content (this could range from going on xvideos or like, reading smutty fanfic) r "not in their right mind" which im sure is like, rly awesome for teenagers to hear. totally doesnt warp their view of sexuality at all and make them view themselves as broken and "hypersexual" totally not

[pornsickness]

i remember when i was 13 n freshly out of my lolita nymphet teacher crush ddlg tumblr phase and transitioning into my antiship antikink callout discourse puritan phase, i was deeply concerned w the fact that i was super duper horny. i thought there was something deeply wrong w me n that i was a broken human being bcuz i thought abt sex "too much" and masturbated "too often" and shut down any weird fetishes or fascinations i had in an effort to b a "normal" "healthy" teenager. i had such an overwhelming amount of guilt towards my own sexuality bcuz of the things i was hearing from both my peers and adults online. i did legit id as hypersexual bcuz of this

i wish i could go back in time n tell myself that like. being a horny 13 yr old is literally the most normal thing ever. like its fine. yr not broken bcuz u read lemon fanfic yr literally like every fandom 13 yr old thats come before u !

[goatsandgangsters]

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[hypokeimena]

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

[bowelfly]

the gherkin inspector

[earhartsease]

Brother Picholas

[fallowyear]

unreasonably funny graphic to convey this news

[pharmersonly]

gay people in my phone let’s enjoy looking at laila’s back and shoulders together

[letangs]

[dogpuppy]

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy