lord, let that tesla crash

at all times on some bullshit you can hardly foresee

[maxz-b]

that rookie-vet relationship is NOT father and son they are FUCKING like rabid DOGS

[maxz-b]

intro post

[backdirection]

They’re so good at dark hallway lurking

[xoxogossipzoe]

sources: valentino rossi, mugello, 2011 / misano, 2025 / @motogp, misano, 2025 / eye of horus, wikipedia / misano, 2024

[zeegras]

jamie 'the absence of something is also a presence' drysdale very loud today

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[shadowboxr]

adn im off to the races cases of bacardi chasers chasin me all over town cuz he knows i'm wasted facing time again on rikers island and i won't get out because i'm CRAZY BABY i need you to come here and save me i'm your little scarLET starLET singin in the garden kiss me on m yopen mouth......

[washedupkam]

would you rather:

be sitting at the single people table at your teammate’s wedding scrolling through posts about you and your bestie’s matching contract extensions while said bestie is dancing with his girlfriend OR

be sitting at home clicking through various close friends stories of the wedding while scrolling through posts about you and your bestie’s matching contract extensions OR

secret third option have your bestie be sitting right next to you as you laugh too loudly “haha jimmy look at this post! it’s funny our nhl careers are so parallel!” while he gives you a smile and gets up to get another drink.

[hocketing]

okay sorry but i cannot support the unquestioned agenda of the Jamie Knows narrative. look at this picture. his ass does not know. he doesn’t know SHIT!!!!

[urie]

[mybeautifuldarktwistedshane]

i just reblogged a video of coots and michkov and tagged it michy and his dad and then i got sad cuz i started thinking about how michkov's actual dad is dead and then i was thinking about how coaches often become surrogate parental figures to all athletes but especially ones with dead parents and then was thinking about the coaching experiences he's gotten so far (torts and then tocc) (bad) (not good) and then thinking about how coots is defending michkov to the press and saying he's loved by the team and that they always include him in things and then was thinking about how sad mich will be when coots retires/is traded. and see this is what i mean when i say i get too parasocial about matvei michkov

[washedupkam]

this is..

[geigercuntter]

I have loved people i should’ve beaten with sticks instead LOL

[tmobilepark]

[insecuregodcomplex]

there was a vibe to this picture

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[toxicrivalries]

I've been reading through the numbers and events and happenings of the kings 2011-12 season for fic reasons and there's a lot of them that make me giggle

[toxicrivalries]

for example this absolute embarassment of goaltending. a classic nothing from jonathan all-or-nothing quick.

[toxicrivalries]

important context for this is he got 10 shut outs in this season, was a vezina finalist, and won the conn smythe - a goalie of extremes. why was he like this

[toxicrivalries]

also a note that when i read different analyses of this season there was a lot of discussion about how prior to the jeff carter trade the kings had troubles with goalscoring which they did. but i was expecting it to be the normal 'not shooting enough/creating enough chances' issue that teams who struggle with goalscoring have. no this was a team in their clown era (affectionate) who regularly would hit 30+ SOG and couldn't buy a goal for their troubles 😂

[alysmond]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | Season 3, Episode 4, "Tumbleton"