You’ll Never Get Me Off This Site

2013-2026 (ongoing!) jokes and surreal (some important things)

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

did you know party rock anthem by lmfao has over a billion views

[40mancer]

Did you know my penis literally doesn’t work at all

[memewhore]

[hornetstabber]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

[mr-deep-downer]

which limb?

[hornetstabber]

penis

[mr-deep-downer]

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

[hornetstabber]

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

[ofcoursethatsathing]

Penis decanter

[ link on amazon... ]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[astralynx-moved]

Literally such a good fucking image I quote it every day

[c0rv]

happy im not gay greg thursday

[placebomurzyn-deactivated202512]

[theehorsepusssy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[thingsfromthedirt]

[sportsguy-123]

Wombat Wednesday!

oh yeah this is the guy

[cutepilled]

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

[pass-the-boof-please]

el woowoo

[evilscientist3]

Happy "El Woowoo" Wednesday!

[pictures-of-dogs]

Round dogsdogs,

[pictures-of-dogs]

mr boombastic

[buffoongirl]

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

They’re too perfect :’)

[imhonestlyjustsoconfused]

FAT FUCK FRIDAY

[gandalfsbignaturals]

yeah? yeah tumblr? do i seem interested in the twin towers fat fucking tits??? is that what i seem interested in?????

[distinguishedbaloney]

[cephaloplasm-deactivated2016071]

bear with a dfuck house

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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