✨ buttered bread ✨

she/they [I'm out now, yipee! (don't tell anybody)]

[spotifybutteredbread]

Welcome to my blog!

🍞 Name: Hailey or Bread 🍞 🍞 Pronouns: She/They 🍞 🍞 Age: Minor (14-17) 🍞 🍞 DNI's: Just be nice :) 🍞 🍞 Orientation: Bisexual 🍞 🍞 Country: United States🍞 🍞 Go Follow: @seasons-of-change-official (my podcast)🍞 🍞 DM's?: Hell yeah I love people :D 🍞 🍞 Askbox rules: Anything and everything! specify if u want me to answer privately :)🍞

🍞 Hyperfixations: Will Wood, Camp Here & There, The Magnus Archives, Life in the World To Come, podcast writing, fanfic writing, crocheting, interior design, engineering, singing 🍞 🍞 Other Interests: Arts of all kinds, fantasy books, makeup, music, tv 🍞 🍞 Favorite Characters: Yvonne Marley, Rowan Chow, Martin Blackwood, Juniper Sloan, Keefe Sencen, Marella Redek, Up & Adam 🍞 🍞 Role Models: Will Wood, Melina KB, Jane Goodall, Kat Victoria, Emily Safko, Blue Wolfe, Billy Joe Armstrong, Greta Thunberg 🍞 🍞 Sports: Rugby, ice hockey 🍞 🍞 Other Blogs: the @camp-here-and-there-official blogs, @seasons-of-change-official (for my new podcast which is awesome, go follow!) and @[redacted vent blog] 🍞

My tags!

🍞 #bread friends- posts by moots, me interacting with moots, and asks from moots 🍞 🍞 #freshly baked- original posts by me 🍞 🍞 #yeets infection- vents 🍞 🍞 #breaducation- learning with me, about me, or from me 🍞 🍞 #loaf lore- lore about me! 🍞 🍞 #ponderous loaf- asks I've sent and recieved 🍞 🍞 #sticks of butter- shitposting 🍞 🍞 #buttered fixations- posts/reblogs about my interests and hyperfixations 🍞 🍞 #perfectly toasted- my art/art-related things 🍞 🍞 #emilyeast safko- i send her so many asks and like her a lot so she gets her own tag 🍞 🍞 #buttered blue- @/blue-wolfe reblogs and stuff 🍞 🍞 #seasons of change- i have a podcast now ig. this is for that 🍞 🍞 #satanic bread- for the one time she answered my ask :,) 🍞 🍞#hailey is NOT sexually attracted to CHEESE!!!- pretty self explanatory. i am NOT sexually attracted to CHEESE!!! do NOT listen to @glassanomaly or @arandolitwtcfan!!! /silly 🍞

🍞 My frequently interacted with moots: 🍞

🍞 @not-a-boot - the reason i am here on this site, listening to CHNT and TMA and Will Wood, my interests are their fault 🍞 🍞 @glassanomaly - the one i talk to the most probably and a very good person who for some reason doesn't think i'm crazy?? (ami if you read this, go drink water <3) 🍞 🍞 @uraverage-redacted-fan - i don't talk to xem much bc of different time zones but one of my first VAs and silliest moots :) 🍞 🍞 @mx-capgras - a silly awesome moot who might like Mr. Capgras a little bit 🍞 🍞 @cranberry-branflakes - my most famous moot! (he's a micro celebrity) 🍞 🍞 @hotwormsoup - THE GUY WHO MADE THE PODCAST I'M A VA IN. GO LISTEN ON OCT 31. SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY PODCAST 🍞 🍞 @roughly57bluejaysinatrenchcoat - cloud guy in the same fandoms as me, very nice and awesome! 🍞 🍞 @l1keadeathw1sh - Rachel!!! Awesome moot, super nice and chill 🍞 🍞 @doohickler - the art guy who draws my blorbos 🍞 🍞 @facelessdeer - JANE DOE!!! pretty cool diva :D 🍞 🍞 @uraniumeater5000 - JANE PRENTISS 🍞 🍞 @bellefromhelle - the one with the clothing style that i ate :3 🍞 🍞 @tommy-fox #1 mortal enemy square up bitch 🍞 🍞 @its-a-pain-having-a-name - that one person with a shit ton of amazing art. tbh idk why they follow me. they're too cool. but. 10/10 🍞 🍞 @warmlyvoid - VOID!!!! 🍞 🍞 @404itcannotbeseen - CEASELESS WATCHER IS WATCHING 🍞 🍞 @possumsus - SIDEWAYS AND JOSH CREATOR. SO NEUTRAL. MY SECOND MOST FAMOUS MOOT 🍞 🍞 @dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme - Silly fun awesome! 🍞

Thanks for reading!

[homosexuality-offical]

Hey, for... reasons, I need to know. What is a VERY homosexual-sounding name? Don't worry, the gender goblins didn't find me, the @genderstealeroffical already took care of it.

will. Will is the gayest name. Not William, just Will.

[mx-capgras]

sighs deeply.

[spotifybutteredbread]

you should see their answer to my ask about will wood

[spotifybutteredbread]

this weekend i'm going to try to watch marble hornets if i have time

[kasatenfes-deactivated20260214]

just remembered that in order to get anons you have to post and be interesting

day = RUINED

[glassanomaly]

what's up with this Daniel cheese guy cause I was about to put my chosen name up in my blog and the moment I worked up the courage to do so, ✨POOF✨ all these posts about a cheese guy named Daniel? Now I feel like I'd be stealing the joke by telling everyone that I'm a Daniel myself /silly

BASICALLY there is this running joke i (or multiple users now) have with @spotifybutteredbread where we accuse them of bein sexually attracted to cheese. And I made a joke that was "Get out of daniel" (daniel is spelled like denial) and now there is a new character in the lore that is daniel the cheese man.

[spotifybutteredbread]

GANG

I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO CHEESE

[glassanomaly]

THEN GET OUT OF DANIEL. ITS BEEN WEEKS. YOU STOPPED ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. YOU CHANGED YOUR HOUSE DECORE TO RESEMBLE CHEESES. PLEASE. WE ARE WORRIED. COME OUTSIDE

[spotifybutteredbread]

I WAS NEVER IN DANIEL

ARE U HALLUCINATING AGAIN??? I TOLD U THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITH THE GAYS!!!

/silly /j

[glassanomaly]

ARE YOU GASLIGHTING ME???

[spotifybutteredbread]

you're a gaslighnting meeeeeeeeeeeeee

[undeadlandmine-deactivated20251]

checking on tumblr every 3 minutes hoping for a notification to feed my constant desire for attention and finding nothing :(

[glassanomaly]

FINE I'LL TELL YOU

IT WAS A CHEESE STICK

NO THAT DOES NOT MEAN IM ATTRACTED TO CHEESE

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CHEESE STICK...

[spotifybutteredbread]

fucking-

i ate it?? what else are u supposed to do with a cheese stick??? :sob:

/silly

[glassanomaly]

hmmmmmmmmm

[spotifybutteredbread]

...yes???

[glassanomaly]

what's up with this Daniel cheese guy cause I was about to put my chosen name up in my blog and the moment I worked up the courage to do so, ✨POOF✨ all these posts about a cheese guy named Daniel? Now I feel like I'd be stealing the joke by telling everyone that I'm a Daniel myself /silly

BASICALLY there is this running joke i (or multiple users now) have with @spotifybutteredbread where we accuse them of bein sexually attracted to cheese. And I made a joke that was "Get out of daniel" (daniel is spelled like denial) and now there is a new character in the lore that is daniel the cheese man.

[spotifybutteredbread]

GANG

I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO CHEESE

[glassanomaly]

THEN GET OUT OF DANIEL. ITS BEEN WEEKS. YOU STOPPED ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. YOU CHANGED YOUR HOUSE DECORE TO RESEMBLE CHEESES. PLEASE. WE ARE WORRIED. COME OUTSIDE

[spotifybutteredbread]

I WAS NEVER IN DANIEL

ARE U HALLUCINATING AGAIN??? I TOLD U THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITH THE GAYS!!!

/silly /j

[glassanomaly]

i never got a response to my "gaymi" joke

am i funny

it was so funny i accidentally deleted it

[glassanomaly]

3am its hw time

you MIGHT want to rethink your time management skills..

[spotifybutteredbread]

shh everything is okayyyy

i got this

[glassanomaly]

is it gay to have bitchy toes

everything you do is gay

[evil--tommy]

sorry, bitchy what

[spotifybutteredbread]

my toes are ASSHOLES whenever i'm trying to sleep

[glassanomaly]

is it gay to have bitchy toes

everything you do is gay

[spotifybutteredbread]

oh yeah i forgot

[glassanomaly]

ONONOMONOM

omnonom

[spotifybutteredbread]

YAY!

[glassanomaly]

FINE I'LL TELL YOU

IT WAS A CHEESE STICK

NO THAT DOES NOT MEAN IM ATTRACTED TO CHEESE

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CHEESE STICK...

[spotifybutteredbread]

fucking-

i ate it?? what else are u supposed to do with a cheese stick??? :sob:

/silly

[glassanomaly]

i was gonna update u on my midnight snack but then you'd bully me for it and i'd never hear the end of it

was it cheese,

[spotifybutteredbread]

YEAH WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABT IT

[glassanomaly]

h o t t o g o

you

can

take

me

hot

to

gooooooooooooooooooooo

is that what you sing to your cheese...

[spotifybutteredbread]

HEY STOP IT FUCK YOU /affectionate

[glassanomaly]

what's up with this Daniel cheese guy cause I was about to put my chosen name up in my blog and the moment I worked up the courage to do so, ✨POOF✨ all these posts about a cheese guy named Daniel? Now I feel like I'd be stealing the joke by telling everyone that I'm a Daniel myself /silly

BASICALLY there is this running joke i (or multiple users now) have with @spotifybutteredbread where we accuse them of bein sexually attracted to cheese. And I made a joke that was "Get out of daniel" (daniel is spelled like denial) and now there is a new character in the lore that is daniel the cheese man.

[spotifybutteredbread]

GANG

I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO CHEESE