dog wizard

angel • 28 • he/him • ⚧️ • 18+ blog pocket dog, stoner, lil boy, burgeoning clown, stupid fag ;P

[emily-e-draws]

shelter from a summer storm 🌿

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[thirdchoiceurl]

IMPORTANT PSA! If you contribute to PBS or any local public broadcasting subsidiary at $5/mo ($60/yr) or above, you gain access to PBS Passport, which has a tremendous library of public broadcast programs available…including the full run of antiques roadshow

[spottedwood]

ah but yes me when i put my foot in my mouth

[spottedwood]

my girlfriend’s boyfriend is pregnant with another they/them’s baby and all i got was this stupid t-shirt

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[caniborrowurlighter]

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

[catcrumb]

[doghemolymph]

tdick torture when? tdick cbt when? hitting me in the dick with rubberbands and a paddle and a crop until its bruised and more swollen than hard and im overstimulated already? and then holding the wand to my dick???? please???????? and my cunt is dripping and aching and i need to be fucked but you fuck my ass. and yeah i cum again but my cunt is so empty it hurts?

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[my-standard-break-from-life]

[pokemonarchive]

Riolu (2026) - Pulsing Aura Illustrator: Rianti Hidayat

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[zauddu]

[salmon-n-hazel]

Daisy

✿ Print shop: INPRNT

[sacred-portal]

[moshroom]

something i saw the other day (2026) ☆ acrylic & gouache on canvas, 10in x 20in

this piece is inspired by the various visual phenomena that my eyes have seen, including: floaters, veins, blocked capillaries, persistent afterimages, light through eyelids, eigengrau, & also photophobia. an alternative title to this would be gossamer, except all of these fleeting, ephemeral things hit me like a blunt object & leave me seeing stars (quite literally)

[spottedwood]

and now i’m sleeping in her shirttttt