the reblog zone

You can call me Sam, Allator, Guard, Al, Guardian, Ian, or anything else that comes to mind Adult I don't tag shit so follow at your own risk I'd prefer that no one under 16-18 follow me because I reblog some moderately inappropriate stuff

[allatorguard]

[yorickless]

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

[tracesofsandalwood]

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[fourleafisland]

golden slumbers fill your eyes, smiles awake you when you rise

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[ace-robot-things]

This video is making me LOSE IT

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[psychotic-gerard]

trying to access the train operator only newsletter.

[psychotic-gerard]

GOT IN.

[daintyspeedwalk]

guy that needed to get blasted with 70 citations of kris's pronouns to stop calling them a boy voice: "ummm using she/her for ralsei is literally misgendering? I thought you guys were progressive but I guess you just can't handle the world's Real most oppressed minority: cisgender feminine men"

[starrynet]

exactly

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account