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[bob-belcher]

SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws

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Every Time

[youngsamberg]

THEYRE SO FUNNY FHDODHSKDHDJFH

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

me n the girls hanging out after we got cursed by an evil sorcerer

[jupiterinthe7th]

[memescomedy]

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[thebrooklyninenine]

because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

[advanced-procrastination]

“Yass queen” with a completely emotionless face will always be the best line of the whole series.

[antifamutant]

This is so advanced tho.

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[forever90s]

[kite117]

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Me: *dangling my dick off the bed*

Demon: *grabs it*

Me: what are we

[moisok20]

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

[luidilovins]

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

[whiskeywhitemage]

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc

[eelizabit]

i nominate post malone for queer eye

[whataline-deactivated20211025]

[mooglemain]

LMFAOOOOOOOO