Springi with Kampfstiefels!

Strange being. Likes punk, rock & metal. Judoka. Antifascist.

[liveatlife]

Weißt du was? Fuck it *entspaßt dein Getränk*

[unfug-bilder]

[deutsche-bahn]

Ok kann man ab einem bestimmten Grad der Behinderung bitte einen Packesel beantragen? Wie wärs damit als Inklusionsmaßnahme?

Ich will keine zusätzlichen Urlaubstage, ich möchte einen Esel der meinen Rucksack trägt und manchmal in der Straßenbahn Fußballfans beißt

[julihurts]

Oder ein Strauß. Passt auch ein bisschen Gepäck drauf, aber hauptsächlich ist der da, um mir den Weg freizumachen. Er behält auch immer über alles den Überblick.

[stadt-wien]

Eine neue Attraktion im Zoo: Anstatt Pinguine mit Fisch zu füttern, haben Besucher die Möglichkeit, Absolventen der WU mit Kokain zu versorgen.

[segamascott]

Babygirl, where are you from?

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[dreaming-shark]

This feels like the spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef.

[femmesandhoney]

[cowboybeebs-deactivated20211104]

Female solidarity

[biologicallyangry-deactivated20]

The Collective Has Spoken

[femclasscirce]

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

[mollejames]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

time sensitive

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[segamascott]

they grow up so fast...

[thetetra]

@bovineblogger

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[cepn-archive]

it’s too early for this

[budaiproli]

oks

[dukeofedinburgh]

[budaiproli]

me and the boys, felsírtam

[sztupy]

tegnapról

[edgar-allan-possum]

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

[mccoppinscrapyard]

UPDATES

[pancoleon]

My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country's colours on the 1st country's flag and mixes their names together.

Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that's also where you're going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn't some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it's some guy who likes flags going "wouldn't it be fun to mix flags together, let's write a bot for that" and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of "days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0" and the like.

[2mo3cm-man]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[jackhawksmoor]

dammit, I can't find it now but there was a gif floating around years ago with an anime girl running, with absolutely peak ridiculous anime boob physics, literally one boob going up while the other was going down...and then she reaches in her shirt and pulls out a couple of cannonball bombs, suprise those weren't her boobs. It was a great visual joke but I can't find it anywhere

[luckyladylily]

That is from Samurai Champloo, and is one of the all time great anime boob jokes. Good taste.