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Sleepy remark.

i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

soul-hammered

i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons

gamegrrl

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

everythingfox

Angy

(via)

daily-meme

Sauce not provided

great-and-small

“Wow after just a few years of birding I feel like I can now identify some birds based on just their general shape and movement; I wonder if birders have a specific term for that. I should look it up”

Me after looking it up:

great-and-small

@thetinybutimportantthings

I think this 100% real excerpt from Wikipedia illustrates the use of the term better than I ever could

maverick-ornithography

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding)

kinka-juice

"Gestalt" also exists if you really want. Or sometimes you can just say "vibes".

"I didn't get a good look, but I got icterid vibes"

But the hard core birding seniors at your local Audubon club will definitely say "jizz".

tanadrin

So you’re saying “look at the jizz on those boobies” is a perfectly ordinary thing for a birder to say?

caspercryptid

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

caspercryptid

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

caspercryptid

I Am So Fucking Tired

caspercryptid

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

caspercryptid

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

caspercryptid

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

caspercryptid

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

caspercryptid

We shall have a summer wedding

memehumor

It’s unfortunate this had to be said

emergency-broadcast-system

raidcore

emergency-broadcast-system

garbage-empress

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?