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My name is Salon

[bananatwinky]

part 2 of 2

part 1: https://bananatwinky.tumblr.com/post/162495378591/part-1-of-2

[bananatwinky]

part 1 of 2

part 2: https://bananatwinky.tumblr.com/post/162621365846/part-2-of-2-part

[sprungy-blog]

The plot thickens

[sprungy-blog]

[khunkhuz-deactivated20181216]

between the capybara, the wombat, and the viscachas, idk which animal looks more chill

look at them… friend shaped

[warabou]

capybara is wisdom, wombat is swag, viscacha is kindness

[sprungy-blog]

Simon, Alvin, Theodore

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I’m a discord cryptid. I join your server, say a few things, then leave. sometimes I’m spotted trying to start a conversation but then feel awkward when no one responds and everyone already knows each other so I leave again.

[sprungy-blog]

Skinny legs

[sprungy-blog]

8:27am and someone in this classroom is breathing so hard

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[hvrmosa]

[sentada]

americans be eating cheesed burger

[bortoukali]

[sprungy-blog]

Oh, fluff?

[llleighsmith]

tbh i can’t wait to say “my wife” in casual conversation

[nightxpoet]

📝

[sprungy-blog]

I’m out here… tryna take care of my tiny gf that I don’t even have… when will my tiny meme shit post level gf come to me… she’s gotta b small…. she’s gotta not be afraid of the memes, be like god tier memers….. not too femme…..just a small meme lovin’ androg girl…. that’s my gf…. wish I had her

[sprungy-blog]

def isn't to say femme girls rnt cute, I give them a 11/10 they cute

[sprungy-blog]

I’m out here… tryna take care of my tiny gf that I don’t even have… when will my tiny meme shit post level gf come to me… she’s gotta b small…. she’s gotta not be afraid of the memes, be like god tier memers….. not too femme…..just a small meme lovin’ androg girl…. that’s my gf…. wish I had her

[sprungy-blog]

If god was real then directioners would not exist

And that's just the truth of it