*loud bass kick followed by a soft synth* whats up

aleks | he/him

[bug2003]

So you’re telling me he’s outside weeping for his wife every night and she’s inside trying to find a way back to him. Okay. Cool. Haha yeah that’s fine. I’m gonna go ballistic

[gooselycharm]

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

[artofekurzweil]

Here are my Joker OCs, Sketchy Joker and Oblation.

[shmowder]

Stakh has him blocked

[avockado-deactivated20250616]

[architeuthisducks-blog]

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

[badassdemonsword]

Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull

[sirduke]

iSeen A Skull found footage

[sandmandaddy69]

[soupmoss]

oh sorry

[supermariomamafucker]

[epilepticsaints]

They're telepathically stimulating my prostate and the counter is the amount of times they've made me cum.

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

"Some cocks can't be un-sucked. But what if I told you..." [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] "...some could?"

[thesituation]

yaoi break

[sjweminem]

house MD

[solaceon]

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

[solaceon]

i bought that for my wife

[plum-soup]

40 year old man had this as his grindr prof pic.

[powerburial]

fire

[tonysbabe29]

This is dope as fuck

[duckdotcom]

(hears something outside my tent) it was probably nothing

brain cell #61423: maybe it was a gougar

[vgadvisor]

[jimmydevs-deactivated20181005]

what r u taking in uni

Mainly the piss