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please god it would be so funny

UNETHICAL????????????

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

gigglepuffpixie

dear science tumblr with lab access,

i have an experiment for you

turquoiseorchid

@evil-pansy

evil-pansy

"20,000 rpm" is not on its own a super helpful detail, what I need is g force/rcf - the radius of the centrifuge is a major factor. The model of the centrifuge would be sufficient, I can look up the specs and calculate g force. I suspect there is a pretty broad range that would work, but 20,000 rpm in a microcentrifuge vs benchtop centrifuge vs floor centrifuge are all very different. @bunjywunjy do you have ANY extra deets on the centrifuge?

That said. Once I get this experimental condition, I WILL test this at work. Absolutely.

bunjywunjy

I do not. all I can give you is the RPM number, that it was bought second hand from a university offloading scientific equipment, and that it's currently being used for experimental culinary science

floralstorms

He’s practically an angel

mobgoblin

Queued right up for it

africanmorning

docholligay

BITCH THIS IS THE MOOD WE'RE GOING INTO THIS YEAR WITH

I'M GOING TO WRITE BADLY BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS WHO WRITE WELL AND I'M GOING TO PAINT BADLY BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE AMAZING ARTISTS AND I'M GOING TO EMBROIDER BADLY BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE AMAZING AT FIBER ART.

goblinchief

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

hippy-craic

specterthief

humbling

specterthief

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"