[calvin-klein-and-hobbes]

How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and Dopamine®️ today??

A. Masturbate

B. Buy myself something I don’t need

C. Eat processed food

D. Complete one (1) household task

E. All except D

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

[gaerardway]

[spvce-trvsh]

You Choose To Stay

You choose to love me.

You choose to love me even when I am kicking and screaming,

wallowing in worthlessness.

It is earth shattering to find someone who carries you to heaven on their backs as you fight to drag yourself to hell.

Someone who would burn their backs in the sun just to give you some shade.

You manage to catch the casualties of the war in my brain and keep them safe until you can bring them back to life and place them gently back where they belong.

You give so much.

You choose to stay with the anxiety.

You choose to stay with the monster because you believe in the heroine.

You choose to stay with me.

[spvce-trvsh]

To Know Her Is To Love Her

To know her is to love her

in the woods where the golden streets are actually green

and the sun filters onto her sleeping face

and the only sounds are the birds and our breathing

To know her is to love her

in a january storm as my grip on the wheel and her grip on my thigh tighten

and she tells me that we will make it home safely tonight

To know her is to love her

in that coffee shop downtown with the open mic where we sit and read books and drink coffee that bites back

-

To know her is to know her forgiveness and understanding

To know her is to have been shown her kindness

To know her is to know her soft touch as it caresses the bloody caverns around your heart that she holds in her hand as she promises not to rip it out of your chest

To know her is to believe that when she says forever, she means it

To know her is to know with every fiber in your being that even at her worst, she is love.

To know her

is to love Her.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[mydeadcarcass]

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[openyourthird-eye]

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

[ariya-art]

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

[haihl-blog]

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

[phoxae]

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

[victoriousvocabulary]

VOLONTÉ

[noun]

wish; will.

Etymology: French, from the Old French volonte, voulonté, volunté, voulunté, volenté, from the Latin voluntās, ‎“will”, “desire”, “disposition toward”.

[spvce-trvsh]

candles

i’ve got gnashing teeth and blood in my mouth.

i’ve got a smile that shields the world from a self-destructive hell.

i feel the wind screaming through the hallways of my mind, blowing out every single candle, in every single window.

but there she stands.-

in concrete shoes with endless matches.

my mind wraps around her closer than my arms ever could.

my bones rest next to hers.

the poison in my brain seeps slowly out my ears with every kiss.

blood is finally allowed back into the muscle bound by chains of cruelty and corruption.

she knows - to some extent.

but she will never fully know. how could she?

but alas, it is enough for now, just to hear her heart pump life through her veins,

and my heart

slowly

to follow.

[spvce-trvsh]

True Love

true love is hard to define

for i would never call you mine

you are yours and yours alone

your soul is yours to solely own

if you don’t mind, what i’ll ask to do

is take your mind out for a drink or two

explore your head with children’s wonder

side to side, over and under

i’ll gently travel back ten years

and find your dreams and hopes and fears

i’ll find the root of every pain

and kiss each wound inside your brain

but i am not the chosen one

you will save yourself, you’ve just begun

i am just a blessed bystander

i’ve never seen something grander

than the person who will share their mind

and their soul if so inclined

shared by choice, come hell or high water

i must be true love’s favorite daughter

[solvatochrome]

i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood 

and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like

hey… we heard you made more blood. can you… can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob

[hexmaniacmareen]

You are so full of blood jacob now youre just being selfish

[februaryflora-deactivated201811]

my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

[yourvenusdyke]

she’s making my heart soft and my pussy wet at the same time idk how to deal with this

[sailorbrazil]

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

[officialweatherwax]

What Not To Wear: oh, you work outdoors and like to wear shorts and boots and flannel? Gross. You must wear Fashion now. Here’s a three-piece suit and some designer shoes.

Queer Eye: oh, you work outdoors and like to wear shorts and boots and flannel? You know, if you just try a different cut of jeans and get some clean new boots you can still look like a professional in your shorts and hiking shirts. Also let me recommend some breathable fabrics so you don’t stink as much when you get sweaty.

[cakeandpi]

Also Queer Eye: Are you wearing sunscreen? Because we care about you please wear sunscreen

[shotgunl0vers]

Also Queer Eye: you’re uncomfortable with this hat choice? Well my love that’s fine because style is all about preference and I’m not here to push you into anything you don’t want

Everybody Say Thank You Tan

[tallwife]

Is anybody else obsessed with understanding how others perceive you like… who am I in your lives… what kind of person am I… a friend of mine told me once that I’m mysterious and I was like ??????!???)????

[starsabovethegreywaterfalls]

*me handing out a papers* I’m gonna need you all to write a detailed essay of min 45 pages describing exactly how you perceive me and why plus an oral presentation with appropriate soundtrack.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[soft-gay-stuff]

Does someone ever do something and your brain just goes “marry me”

[mycomatosedreamworld]

[thesireofsorrow]

i have a degree in gay stupidity. go on. check my resume. it says i go feral if i brush hands with a girl when we go for the stop button on a bus at the same time.